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[Annie's family and Alvy's family converse through a split screen]Mom Hall: How do you plan to spend the holidays, Mrs. Singer?Alvy's Mom: We fast.Dad Hall: Fast?Alvy's Dad: No food. You know, to atone for our sins.Mom Hall: What sins? I don't understand.Alvy's Dad: To tell you the truth, neither do we.[Alvy and Annie are seeing their therapists at the same time on a split screen]Alvy Singer's Therapist: How often do you sleep together?Annie Hall's Therapist: Do you have sex often?Alvy Singer: [lamenting] Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week.Annie Hall: [annoyed] Constantly. I'd say three times a week. :lol: Alvy Singer: Hey, Harvard makes mistakes too! Kissinger taught there! Doctor in Brooklyn: Why are you depressed, Alvy?Alvy's Mom: Tell Dr. Flicker.[Young Alvy sits, his head down - his mother answers for him]Alvy's Mom: It's something he read.Doctor in Brooklyn: Something he read, huh?Alvy at 9: [his head still down] The universe is expanding.Doctor in Brooklyn: The universe is expanding?Alvy at 9: Well, the universe is everything, and if it's expanding, someday it will break apart and that would be the end of everything!Alvy's Mom: What is that your business?[she turns back to the doctor]Alvy's Mom: He stopped doing his homework!Alvy at 9: What's the point?Alvy's Mom: What has the universe got to do with it? You're here in Brooklyn! Brooklyn is not expanding!Doctor in Brooklyn: It won't be expanding for billions of years yet, Alvy. And we've gotta try to enjoy ourselves while we're here!

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jebote to mi nikad nije palo na pamet. fantasticno.on: ajmo kod mene.ona: ne mogu, radim sutra, ustajem rano.on: da, ali svemir se siri...ona: aaah, tako je... ajmo

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jebote to mi nikad nije palo na pamet. fantasticno.on: ajmo kod mene.ona: ne mogu, radim sutra, ustajem rano.on: da, ali svemir se siri...ona: aaah, tako je... ajmo
:lol: ajd' pa da javis dal' je odradilo pos'o.
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...kao izgladneli dzukac koji je ukrao mesaru biftek i pobego s njim na Dunav gde ga je prozdero sve jednim okom gledajuci da se ne pojavi neki zalutali kuckin sin pa posle okrepljen i cio kidisao na pedigriranu kuju u teranju koju je vlasnik upravo pustio s povoca da malo protrci jezivo je zaskocivsi i strasno grizuci za usi

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Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Wonderful LifeCome in, babeAcross these purple fieldsThe sun has sunk behind youAcross these purple fieldsThat idiot-boy in the cornerIs speaking deviated truthsCome on, admit it, babeIt's a wonderful lifeIf you can find itIf you can find itIf you can find itIt's a wonderful life that you bringOoh it's a wonderful thingSpeak our secret into your handsAnd hold it in betweenPlunge your hands into the waterAnd drown it in the seaThere will be nothing between us, babyBut the air that we breatheDon't cryIt's a wonderful, wonderful lifeIf you can find itIf you can find itIf you can find itIt's a wonderful life that you bringIt's a wonderful, wonderful thingWe can build our dungeons in the airAnd sit and cry the bluesWe can stomp across this worldWith nails hammered through our shoesWe can join that troubled chorusWho criticise and accuseIt don't matter muchWe got nothing much to loseBut this wonderful lifeIf you can find itAnd when you find itAnd when you find itIt's a wonderful life that you bringIt's a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful thingSometimes our secrets are all we've gotWith our lives we must defendSometimes the air between us, babeIs unbearably thinSometimes it's wise to lay down your glovesAnd just give inCome in, come inCome in, come inTo this wonderful lifeIf you can find itAnd if you find itIt's a wonderful life that you bringIt's a wonderful, wonderful thingIt's a wonderful lifeIt's a wonderful life

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