crtamOrasi Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 (edited) Usraste topik, jebo vas bob. :(Ja sam za splitovanje ovoga na neku drugu lokaciju pa neka nastavi ko god ima volje. Edited October 31, 2012 by crtamOrasi Link to comment
Milogled Bluff Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 (edited) ^^^Zar se nisi smorila i otisla? Ili zelis da smoris i sve ostale? Edited October 31, 2012 by Milogled Bluff Link to comment
Lancia Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 kad ode Leia, ja cu da smaram. Link to comment
Leia Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 kad ode Leia, ja cu da smaram. :D Link to comment
placenik Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Sede dvoje na klupi i on je muva. A ona je komarac. Link to comment
Pikoleta Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 samo vi pokarambasujte viceve, hocete da napustim i ovaj topic ili STA?? :s_d:Lekar proziva pacijente i zove Draganu Ristic.Ulazi muskarac pa se doktor cudi:- Ja sam prozvao Draganu, gde je ona?- Ja sam njen suprug i ona ima problem.- Kakav problem?- Pa doktore, ona izbegava seks!- Znate, mora ona da udje da bi znao kako da ovo resimo.Ulazi zgodna plavusa i doktor naredi da izadju i muz i medicinska sestra.Obraca se Dragani:- Gospodjo, vas suprug tvrdi da izbegavate seks sa njim.- Naravno, doktore, jednostavno ne mogu!- Zasto?- Pa... ujutro dok se nasminkam i spremim kasnim na posao.Poveze me komsija i kad zavrsimo voznju trazi da platim ili STA!?Posto nemam para, onda STA!?Direktor me grdi sto kasnim, pa ce mi dati otkaz ili STA!?Normalno, onda STA!?Vracam se kuci, poveze me komsija, pa ista prica kao u dolasku, opet STA!?Kad dodjem kuci, muz hoce seks a ja nisam NIZASTA!- Dobro gospodjo, da li da ovo ispricam vasem suprugu ili STA!? Link to comment
shimpr Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Sede dvoje na klupi i on je muva. A ona je komarac.haha a ima i onaj slican...sede dvoje (cigan i ciganka) na klupi i on je muva...i oko nje lete muve Link to comment
Moća Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:pera: Link to comment
Milogled Bluff Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 - Cigo, jesi lizo nekad cistu picku?- Sta tu ima da se lize?! Link to comment
kud u maglu Simoviću Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 mali Ciga: "Tato, tato, zamalo da dobijem peticu iz matematike!"tata Ciga: "Pa što nisi?"maili Ciga: "Dobi ovaj pored mene" Link to comment
Indy Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Pikoletin vic najbolji. Dekonstrukcija vicova - njesra. Link to comment
JozoMujica Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Kako se zove pas Nika Vujičića? Mila. Link to comment
JozoMujica Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Vozi se Zemunac taksijem, stiže na odredište, taksista mu kaže "400 dinara".Zemunac mu daje 200 i kaže: "Brate, i ti si se vozio". Link to comment
Indy Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Kako se zove pas Nika Vujičića? Mila. Ne kapiram. Link to comment
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