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BraveMargot

  

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  1. 1. da sam podanik krune, glasao bih za:

    • jednookog skotskog idiota (broon)
      17
    • aristokratskog humanoida (cameron)
      17
    • dosadnog liberala (clegg)
      34
    • patriotski blok (ukip ili bnp)
      31

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Pa nije izlaz iz EU bila jedina stvar na njihovom meniju. Sad kad EU pali vatru oko Severne Irske ili kad kad se po Škotskoj priča o ovom referendumu, očekivao sam da će UKIP da pronosi sliku Longšanksa kroz zemlju. Plus fakultativne aktivnosti po evropskom parlamentu, dokle god su još uvek članice i tako to.

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:lol: odlično

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The polls for the Sunday newspapers put Labour between 35 per cent and 33 per cent, up significantly on the scores as low as 26 per cent it was recording early in the campaign.

 

(izvor)

 

Od juče konzervativci idu na Korbina lično iz svih oruđa otkako pučanstvo, izgleda, nije bilo mnogo oduševljeno Mejovim manifestom. Strange that. Čuo od par prijatelja mišljenje da ako stvarno krenu da krljaju na Korbina onako informerski, da može lako biti da će time da privole još veći broj ljudi da glasaju Labour.

 

 

A par nedelja pred izbore, ja ipak naginjem vizionarima:

 

Election candidates often make ambitious policy claims - but South Suffolk UKIP candidate Aidan Powlesland is hoping to kick-start inter-stellar travel and mining in the asteroid belt if he is elected on June 8.

 

He says he would like the government to: “Offer £1.2 billion worth of prizes, in the form of share capital, to the companies that win competitions to:

a) Design an interstellar colony ship.

b) Profitably mine the asteroid belt for water and/or platinum, so long as they do so by 2026.

c) That convert the ML86X design into a flying aircraft carrier. This is a giant airship being designed by an American company as a cargo-carrier.

 

In more down to earth policies, he wants the government offer British citizenship to all EU citizens living in the UK, to increase the army by 16,000, take £157bn less a year from taxpayers, and cut the price of housing by 70% over the next 50 years.

 

Mr Powlesland said technology was rapidly advancing and research was already being undertaken into designing a tiny spaceship that could travel fast enough to reach the nearest start system.

 

He said: “The entrepreneur Yuri Milner has offered $100m to create a photon-powered spaceship.”

 

Working with Professor Stephen Hawking, Mr Milner’s company believes it could create a “nano starshot” that could travel to the Alpha Centuri star system after a 20-year journey.

 

Current technology suggests a full-sized spaceship would take 2,000 years to make the journey.

 

 

Klik

 

 

Kids, say no to drugs.

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Hm, dovabi ga ovde. Mi imamo i temu o tome...

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  :0.6:

 

jedan od komentara na vest

 

What will the space travelers do when the Proxima Centauri Independence Party won't let them land, " We must put a stop to interstellar migration! Proxima jobs for Proxima People! Proxima is full up! Kick out the Earthling benefit scroungers!".

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-"Well, Mr Powlesland, many people admire your policies about building an interstellar fleet and creating a mining colony on Saturn's rings, but what is all this nonsense about lower taxes?"
-"Oh we just put that in as a joke!"

 

 

 

Inače, busy day na ostvru. Tereza je izvela za sada skeptakularni U-turn oko "dementia tax" (nije ni čudo) nakon onolikog sklizavanja u pollovima. Jebo te čitati transkript KZŠ-a je tek pomalo manje mučno nego slušati Pedera na konferenciji (kad se ne dernja histerično). Nezapamćene zamene teza, "ovo nije u-turn, ovo je ispunjenje onog što smo uvek hteli", "laburisti i njihova koalicija izazivaju haos, sve što govore su fake claims", prepisan Tramp 1/1, samo što još ne želi da diže zid prema Francuskoj.

 

Mada kad razmislim oko tog zida...

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Holy shit tek sad videh Mejovu KZŠ na vestima. Na trenutke je izgledalo da će mali ejlien da izbije iz usta Tereze i da zapuca ka Lauri Kuenssberg

 

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A ova je prca, prca i prca. Nadam se da je BBC smestio Lauru u neki safe house.

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Neprovereno da li je fotka legit

 

nije legit

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Ovde ne izgleda tako ozbiljno ali ko ce ga znati

 

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