February 10, 201015 yr MAST - marmelada od svinje :rolf:edit:Bitka na neretvi uveliko traje, Tito na konju prolazi pored partizana, koji jede gumu od nemačkog kamiona...."Šta to radiš druže" - upita ga Tito."Evo druže stari jedem gumu, nemamo šta drugo"- odgovara jadnik.Na to će Tito :" Ostavi gume za ranjenike, a ti jedi felnu" Edited February 10, 201015 yr by Kayser
February 10, 201015 yr Čas geografije u podgoričkoj gimnaziji. Profesorka postavi pitanje: ''koji je najveći vrh u Crnoj Gori''. Javi se mali Milo i kaže:''najveći vrh je kada Šako pjeva subotom u Trokadero''.
February 16, 201015 yr A group of 40-year-old golf buddies discuss where they should meet fordinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at Mario'srestaurant because the waitresses there have low cut blouses and niceboobs. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once againthey discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that theyshould meet at Mario's because the food there is very good and the wineselection is good also. 10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once againthey discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon thatthey should meet at Mario's because they can eat there in peace andquiet and the restaurant is smoke free. 10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once againthey discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon thatthey should meet at Mario's because the restaurant is wheel chairaccessible and they even have an elevator. 10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once againthey discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon thatthey should meet at Mario's because they have never been there before.
February 19, 201015 yr Policajac:- Jel’ znate da ne smete psa voziti na prednjem sedištu?!Vozač:- Ali to je plišani pas!!! Policajac:- Rasa nije bitna …
February 20, 201015 yr Zasto plavusa drzi trenerku na glavijer pise KappaA zasto ju je stavila u ustane zna latinicu
February 21, 201015 yr Zasto plavusa drzi trenerku na glavijer pise KappaA zasto ju je stavila u ustane zna latinicua što je stavila kappu na glavu ako ne zna latinicu? :P
February 24, 201015 yr Zasto ne pada sneg u Zemunu? - Ugazice ga.A zasto ne pada sneg u Borci?- Ko ce se cima do Borce!
February 27, 201015 yr Evo jednog od onih gotivnih idiotskih viceva, valjda nije bio ranije.Leti obični orao i ugleda nedaleko od sebe dvoglavog orla. Obični orao ga pozdravi:- Ćao!Odgovara dvoglavi orao:- Ćao ćao!
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