Marvin (Paranoid Android) Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Čelsi, ovako se piše satira:Winehouse blames Serbia’s poor quality cocaineAmy Winehouse was too drunk to sing at her concert in Serbia because the local gear was not good enough to level her out, the singer has claimed.The star staggered and mumbled throughout her 90 minute performancebut insists that she would never have appeared to be that drunk had the Belgrade blow not been 'like baking powder'."I knew it wasn’t the best when I first sampled it after my brandy breakfast," Winehouse explained."Because in the same way a wine-taster can detect the mere suggestion of elderflower or chrysanthemum, I was getting less than subtle hints that it was cut with Caribbean washing-up powder and a little Chilean rat poison.""It may surprise you to hear this but I’m a bit of a cocaine connoisseur, actually."Further testsThe singer’s suspicions were confirmed less than twenty minutes later,after further testing had been conducted upon the substance."It was when I was about half-way through the second kilo that I knewit wasn’t quite up to my standards," Winehouse continued, "because Iwasn’t even beginning to get high.""Which would have been a little worrying with me due perform within minutes but thankfully I’d managed to get through a couple of gallons of vodka so I was way too pissed to care.""Besides, who do these Serbians think they are getting, anyway? Kylie fucking Minogue?" Quote Link to comment
Cane Vukic Prebranac Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Američku voditeljku Čelsi Hendler zbog incidenta koji je napravila ismevajući i vređajući Srbiju bojkotuju kako u našoj zemlji, tako i u Americi, a povodom ovog slučaja, nakon Dragana Šutanovca, oglasila se i Biljana Tipsarević, supruga tenisera Janka Tipsarevića.Bijana je na svojim nalozima, "fejsbuku" i "tviteru" iznela oštar stav o komičarki.- Većina ljudi u Srbiji nikad nije čula za nju, a sad kao skandal što je tamo neka američka glupača isprozivala Srbiju, koga briga... Čelsi verovatno ni ne zna gde je Srbija, a ona nema pojma o čemu priča budući da dobija napismeno šta mora da kaže, show je toliko "fake" da nekad i aplauz promaše, uostalom kome je bitno izvinjenja nje i njenih kolega - napisala je Biljana. Има ли неко да се није огласио поводом овога? Кад ће Лукићево саопштење? Quote Link to comment
čekmeže Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Nemaju. Jbt, u Dnevniku je bilo. Sa najzabrinutijom facom spikerke, koja saopštava vest kao da priča o silovanju 1000 devica. Neviđeni blam.Lele...ima li negde taj snimak, to treba sačuvati za buduće naraštaje. Quote Link to comment
Frank Pembleton Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Jbte kakvu joj reklamu napravise budale.... Quote Link to comment
notenoughreasonsforclaire Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Lele...ima li negde taj snimak, to treba sačuvati za buduće naraštaje."...bura oko koncerta ne jenjava. Iako su najuticajniji svetski mediji izvestili da se britanska muzičarka osramotila, jedna kablovska televizija u Americi izvređala je srpsku muzičku publiku i Srbiju."nastavak na 29:30... Quote Link to comment
Takeshi Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Čelsi, ovako se piše satira:Winehouse blames Serbia’s poor quality cocaineAmy Winehouse was too drunk to sing at her concert in Serbia because the local gear was not good enough to level her out, the singer has claimed.mislim da bi trebalo neko od zvanicnika srbije da reaguje na ove optuzbe! pa bre u srbiji sluzba bezbednosti u sefovima banaka drzi drogu. Quote Link to comment
Al-Khwarizmi Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 It was 1984, and my father had no idea of or interest in how damaging his 1967 Yugo had been to my social statusIn total 141,511 cars were sold in the US from 1985 to 1991, with the most American units sold in a year peaking at 48,500 in 1987. 1991 sales were only 3,981 cars. Tako je to kad se veruje vikipediji. <_< Ali, kao što i sama piše, ti dani su joj ostali neizbrisivo urezani u sećanju. Prenela je i sms-ove koje je u to vreme razmenjivala sa drugaricama, iz kojih se vidi da otac nije vozio Yuga zato što nije imao za bolje, jer im je u garaži prašinu skupljao ganc nov Lexus, već je jednostavno mnogo više voleo svoj banana žuti old timer za koji su ga vezivala sećanja iz mladosti, kada je u njemu išao da sluša Ritchie Valensa na Woodstocku. Tipična priča o sukobu generacija - otac bi uradio sve za nju, ali jednostavno nije razumeo... a ona je bila suviše ponosna da mu kaže pravi razlog. Zato je, kako piše, praktično celu '84. provela zaključana u svojoj sobi, preslušavajući iznova i iznova "Hunting High and Low" od A-ha, nesvesna količine Bacardi Breezera koju je pri tom sipala u sebe. I danas kad čuje "The sun always shines on TV" seti se tog vremena i suze joj same krenu.Dakle, knjigu u šake - tamo sve piše. Quote Link to comment
Zero Tolerance Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 da će možda i poneka beogradska zgrada dobiti grafit posvećen njoj"Jebaćemo Čelsi" je, srećom, zauzet. Suvenir iz doba 78 dana najvećeg genocida nad bilo kojim narodom u istoriji itd.Američka komedija je odraz američkog društva, dakle plitkoumna i sklona banalnim predrasudama. [...]Britanski humor je briljantan, američki humor i humor ala ivan ivanović - DNO!To! Protiv podlih stereotipa i uvredljivih generalizacija može se bojovati isključivo ovako prefinjenom analizom. Samo guzi! Kapiram da je grupica entuzijasta koja se ugleda na jevrejski lobi u Americi i njihov ADL. Ovo je zapravo prilično verna kopija jevrejskih grupa za lobiranje koje dižu galamu kada se situacija na bliskom istoku posmatra sa dozom cinizma koja se ne slaže sa izraelskim realizmom na terenu [ ], a i stand up comedy im je na radaru, koliko se sećam iz nekih članaka.Ovo uopšte nije loša loša analogija: ADL firca na Likud, 28. jun lajkuje Dveri srbske; Ejb Foksman gaji čireve zbog Sare Silverman (niko smešnije ne radi genocid), nama se diže pritisak od ovog Reno 911 ridžekta. Jedino što ADL-ove izveštaje neko i čita, vidovdanci mu tu pre dođu k'o neki CAIR. Quote Link to comment
Luka Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 komentar sa nekog sajta 411mania.com I've seen A Serbian Film and agree with Chelsea. +Fuck Chelsea Handler, Amy Winehouse, AND Serbia. They're all worthless.vala baš Quote Link to comment
ficfiric Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 nakon Dragana Šutanovca, oglasila se i Biljana Tipsarević, supruga tenisera Janka Tipsarevića. Ko voli Grega, ko voli Celzi,Nek' pusi k***c Tipsinoj trebi Quote Link to comment
Zero Tolerance Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) Niko nije okačio, pa...The Serbs bring the hammer to Ms. Hammer The Embassy of the Republic of SerbiaWashington DCJune 23, 2011Bonnie HammerNBCUniversal30 Rockefeller PlazaNew York, NY 10112Dear Ms. Hammer:As the executive responsible for E! Entertainment, I am writing on behalf of my Government to express our disappointment and objection to recent disparaging remarks made on the program Chelsea Lately against Serbia and its people.Nisu Srbi glupi... While we understand the concept of late night comedy shows and appreciate Chelsea Handler's particular gift to find amusement in everyday life......nego prosto ne vole kad se krivica prebacuje sa individualnog na kolektivno....we strongly object to her June 20 broadcast where she crossed the line from making fun of an individual to making fun of a nation.A i nije, ono, Borat:We find it to be inappropriate, distasteful, and just plain bad humor A sa'će čiča da te poduči svetoj tro'ici...Handler may be surprised to learn that Serbia is [a] democratic country. Its people enjoy immense freedoms and Belgrade in particular is renowned throughout Europe as having one of the most vibrant nightlife scenes on the continent. ...i suptilno, diplomacki da pripreti.In fact, many advertisers on your networks have successful operations in Serbia including Microsoft, Philip Morris, Coca-Cola, Panasonic, U.S. Steel, Merrill Lynch, and Bank of America. We urge Handler and her producers to revisit her list of "topics that cross the line" and add her slurs against Serbia and its people to it. We also urge her to think of causes dear to her heart, such as equality . Regards,Vladimir PetrovicAmbassador of the Republic of Serbia to the United StatesEto. Još i kaukus da se zauzme i siguran sam da i do neke rezolucije u kongresu može da se dođe...Ne znam kako vama, meni nekako gore ovako kad je ovako sve po PSu, Novak/Tesla-free. Edited June 26, 2011 by Zero Tolerance Quote Link to comment
Dionysos Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 (edited) сад већ осећам трансфертм Edited June 26, 2011 by Dionysos Quote Link to comment
Кристофер Лумумбо Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 boze, pa sta bi tek bilo da je sasha resio da borat bude bratislav iz srbije, objavili bi rat britaniji?! :isuse:strasno... Quote Link to comment
hattori Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 boze, pa sta bi tek bilo da je sasha resio da borat bude bratislav iz srbije, objavili bi rat britaniji?! :isuse:strasno...uzeli bi marvina za taoca dok se ne izvine. Quote Link to comment
mandingo Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 Gospode Boze, ovo je stvarno neverovatno. Neprijatno mi je da citam topic. Quote Link to comment
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