kr en Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1c4cwn_conan-2014-02-12-joke-about-tina-maze-and-justin-bieber-hd_fun Quote Link to comment
Amelija Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Dva policaja stojita na mostu čez Savo in gledata v vodo. Pa pride mimo tretji policaj in ju vpraša: "Zakaj pa gledata v vodo?" Policaja odgovorita: "Gledava kje so te olimpijske igre o katerih vsi toliko govorijo." Pa reče tretji: "Bedaka, olimpijske igre so v Soči, ne v Savi." :D btw kad si već tu, aj na topik btw2, ama jesam li ja to sanjala ili si ti nas nekada negde na forumu učio slovenački? Quote Link to comment
kr en Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 :D btw kad si već tu, aj na topik btw2, ama jesam li ja to sanjala ili si ti nas nekada negde na forumu učio slovenački? Amelija, tamo™ nisam učio, nego sam samo pisao slovenačko ;), i pri tom sam malo ubacivao razumevanje/poznavanje srpskog/hrvatskog jezika :) srodni jezici, ista družina, imajo iste/slične reći...ali (srp. reć! :D), to ne znači da je slovenački jezik zbog slenga srodan i sa nemačkom(austrijskom) jezikom ;) nije, razlika je... no, da se vratim on topic, pre neki dan je bila razlika med slo i aut 4 gole i 7 stotinki. :P Quote Link to comment
Parsons Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of melife, between the legs of me wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast ofthe night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church besideme wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the streetcorner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the othernight at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he'sonly been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him bythe ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep". Quote Link to comment
slepa živana Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 šta je đoganijev deda rekao đoganijevoj babi? čekaj me kod konjima Quote Link to comment
makca Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Ko je bio najviše koma za Novu godinu? Šumaher Quote Link to comment
Šumejker-Levi 9 Posted February 23, 2014 Share Posted February 23, 2014 Čuo juče u prolazu vic koji pričala neka riba dvema drugaricama: Sahrana. Umro 87-ogodišnjak, baba ucveljena, dan nikakav. Kovčeg otvoren, svi se pozdravili sa pokojnikom, dođe trenutak da ga ukopaju. Grobar koji tu fizikališe i koji se nagledao scena, pa više i ne persira nikome, gleda da završi smenu i pita babu pre nego što spusti kovčeg: - Baba, da ga još jednom poljubiš pa da ga stavim? Tu baba brizne u plač. Svi se sjate da vide šta je bilo, kad baba će - Pa to mi je i on stalno govorio... Quote Link to comment
Razzmatazz Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 šta je đoganijev deda rekao đoganijevoj babi? čekaj me kod konjima Smejem se već pet minuta... Quote Link to comment
bokison Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Pijanac lezi pored puta. Nailazi pandur. Sto ti lezis tu? Pijanac: Nesto sam izgubio. Sta si izgubio? Pijanac: Ravnotezu Quote Link to comment
Turnbull Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 šta je đoganijev deda rekao đoganijevoj babi? čekaj me kod konjima Joj, umreću. Ne mogu da pretanem da se smejem. Quote Link to comment
Otto Katz Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 S kim s graniči Rusija? S kim želi. Quote Link to comment
Dionysos Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57619881-71/science-declares-this-is-the-funniest-joke-in-the-world/ Quote Link to comment
aram Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Kaže majka sinu:- Opet se drogiraš, pizda ti materina!- Odakle ti sad to, keve ti?- Rekla mi je ptičica!- Ma zakuni se, ti pričaš sa pticama! A posle se ja kao drogiram. Quote Link to comment
eye of the beholder Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 (edited) Ulazi žena u taksi i kaže:- Budite pažljivi i vodite računa, ja sam majka osmoro dece! - Ja da budem pažljiv?! Edited March 28, 2014 by eye of the beholder Quote Link to comment
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