colonelo Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Stari vic, malo prerađen: Pred početak utakmice Argentina - BiH. Pape Sušić daje instrukcije svakom od svojih igrača, pa između ostalog kaže: - Bešiću, ti češ da čuvaš Mesija! ... - Kolašinac, ti ćeš da daješ golove! .... Nakon prvog poluvremena, Pape daje nove zadatke: - Bešiću, jebo Mesija! Čuvaj Kolašinca! Quote Link to comment
ordi Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 čak noris je izuo cipeliće (smejem se već četvrt sata) Quote Link to comment
Montmorency Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Narkoman ulazi u prodavnicu: -Dace te mi jedan sokic I jedan bwhwhw. -Sta? -Jedan sokic I jedan bwwhwhwh -Jedan sok I? -C Quote Link to comment
Lezilebovich Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 narkoman je jedan od najduhovitijih ljudi u nas Quote Link to comment
JozoMujica Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Obzirom da se radi o bolesnim ljudima, nije lepo pisati viceve o narkomanima. :pc: Quote Link to comment
Singer Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 U mojoj glavi se uvek radi o Pikcu i njegovim pustolovinama (toliko je napravio pajdomane dopadljivim da su ga "ubili" u seriji pre vremena) Quote Link to comment
Pantelija jr Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Narkoman ulazi u prodavnicu: -Dace te mi jedan sokic I jedan bwhwhw. -Sta? -Jedan sokic I jedan bwwhwhwh -Jedan sok I? -C Aaaaaa,ovo je "Ć" na kraju, ja tek sad ukapirao. Heeee. :) Quote Link to comment
JozoMujica Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Nego, dolazi đanki na trafiku i kaže: "dajjjjte mi jjjjedne cigare" "koje?" pita ga prodavačica "ja samm" Quote Link to comment
Moća Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Aaaaaa,ovo je "Ć" na kraju, ja tek sad ukapirao. Heeee. :) Aj objasni meni priglupom. Quote Link to comment
Agni Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Aj objasni meni priglupom. Narkoman je mislio da ova nije ukapirala da joj trazi SokiĆ, pa ga pita "soki"? a on dodaje "Ć". Quote Link to comment
ToniAdams Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 car je narkoman, novi mujo i haso Quote Link to comment
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