SeljačkaSreća Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Ovaj sud je zaista smiješan.- Kako to mislite?- Pa lijepo, nakon razvoda braka sve troje djece sud je dodijelio mom bivšem suprugu, iako nijedno nije njegovo Link to comment
Zli Gli Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Mrzim ovakve fazone ali ajde...Koje je omiljeno jelo pedofila? Mini pice. Link to comment
JozoMujica Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Fata treba da se udaje, i sad, kako se svadba bliži, ona sve uznemirenija, povučena u sebe... Primeti to njena baba, pa joj kaže:- Fato sine, nemoj da brineš ništa, boleće te prve noći, druge će već malo manje da boli, treće ćeš već da se navikneš, biće ti lijepo...Na to će Fata:- Ma baba, ja se jebem ko zmaj, nego šta ću jadna, ne znam da kuvam... Link to comment
Buck Naked Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him.St. Peter asks who he is...The Pope: "I am the pope."St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..."The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..."St. Peter: "The Catholic church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll checkwith the boss."St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's yourrepresentative on earth."God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of ... Wait,I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)Jesus: "Yes father, what's up?"God and St. Peter explain the situation.Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow."Ten minutes pass and Jesus re-enters the room laughing out loud.He says, "Remember that fishing club that I started 2000 years ago? Itstill exists!" Link to comment
nautilus Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 kako automehanicar trazi kondom u apoteci? izvinite, imate li dihtung za glavu? Link to comment
bokison Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Polaže Crnogorac vozački ispit, po prvi put. Ulazi u auto,(a unutra instruktor i dva član a komisije) sjeda, veže se, vadi 100 evra i stavlja ih više glave, kod štitinika od sunca. Pita neko od njih: "Što je to, jel to neki miiito?" A Crnogorac će: A, ne,ne, to je za muštuluk, ko mi prvi javi da sam položio! Link to comment
bokison Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 (edited) Kako se zove savez zukorlica i nikolica? DERVIŠ I SMRT Edited May 13, 2012 by bokison Link to comment
hollow Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwJvwDRf-bo Link to comment
Zli Gli Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Meni je ovaj voditelj toliko asmesan da je to jezivo. Link to comment
copkillah Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 TDI radio je etalon šabanije. Ono, pravi dizelaški radio za 21. vek. Link to comment
Zli Gli Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 (edited) Pa turbo dizel indzekshn, ovo ono, urbani smo i ludi, kurac palac... Ali pazi, ja volim da slusam haus muziku, opusta me i tako to... Dakle, nije problem u celom TDI-u nego me ovaj idiot jako nervira. Mislim da bi' njega, debelog Macu i onog sto ne zna da kaze R tukao dok ne iznemocam, bez da mi ista lose kazu. Edited May 17, 2012 by Zli Gli Link to comment
Аврам Гојић Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 onog sto ne zna da kaze R Ko ti je taj Link to comment
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