April 9, 201213 yr Ovaj sud je zaista smiješan.- Kako to mislite?- Pa lijepo, nakon razvoda braka sve troje djece sud je dodijelio mom bivšem suprugu, iako nijedno nije njegovo
April 22, 201212 yr Fata treba da se udaje, i sad, kako se svadba bliži, ona sve uznemirenija, povučena u sebe... Primeti to njena baba, pa joj kaže:- Fato sine, nemoj da brineš ništa, boleće te prve noći, druge će već malo manje da boli, treće ćeš već da se navikneš, biće ti lijepo...Na to će Fata:- Ma baba, ja se jebem ko zmaj, nego šta ću jadna, ne znam da kuvam...
April 26, 201212 yr The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him.St. Peter asks who he is...The Pope: "I am the pope."St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..."The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..."St. Peter: "The Catholic church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll checkwith the boss."St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's yourrepresentative on earth."God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of ... Wait,I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)Jesus: "Yes father, what's up?"God and St. Peter explain the situation.Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow."Ten minutes pass and Jesus re-enters the room laughing out loud.He says, "Remember that fishing club that I started 2000 years ago? Itstill exists!"
May 3, 201212 yr Polaže Crnogorac vozački ispit, po prvi put. Ulazi u auto,(a unutra instruktor i dva član a komisije) sjeda, veže se, vadi 100 evra i stavlja ih više glave, kod štitinika od sunca. Pita neko od njih: "Što je to, jel to neki miiito?" A Crnogorac će: A, ne,ne, to je za muštuluk, ko mi prvi javi da sam položio!
May 13, 201212 yr Kako se zove savez zukorlica i nikolica? DERVIŠ I SMRT Edited May 13, 201212 yr by bokison
May 17, 201212 yr Pa turbo dizel indzekshn, ovo ono, urbani smo i ludi, kurac palac... Ali pazi, ja volim da slusam haus muziku, opusta me i tako to... Dakle, nije problem u celom TDI-u nego me ovaj idiot jako nervira. Mislim da bi' njega, debelog Macu i onog sto ne zna da kaze R tukao dok ne iznemocam, bez da mi ista lose kazu. Edited May 17, 201212 yr by Zli Gli
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