kr en Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Mujo: Ej bolan, što mi nisi stao jučer kad sam stopiro?Haso: E jebi ga, ja mislio, da mi lajkaš novi auto! Link to comment
ordi Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 u tramvaju sedi lik, baba stoji iznad njega. pita njega baba da ona sedne, on joj kaze: baba, popusis mi kurac! cuje to pandur, pridje liku pa ga pita: sta si reko? lik: ma, nista. pandur: govori, da ti ne bi ja popusio! Link to comment
Pikoleta Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Kaže otac sinu koji se sprema za odmor na Tajlandu:-Čuvaj se tamo sine. Ima svakakvih devojaka, prostitutki, bolesnih... zarazićeš se.Onda ćeš zaraziti komšinicu, komšinica će zaraziti mene, ja mamu... a ti znaš mamu!Pomreće nam pola komšiluka! Link to comment
Skyhighatrist Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 pandur: gde si rođena?narkomanka: de si, rođeniii... :0.6: Link to comment
Pikoleta Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Sretne Mujo Hasu:- Priča se da si se oženio?- Da, oženio sam se.- A zašto?- Pa nije mi se sviđala hrana u menzama.- I? Sada?- Sada mi se sviđa... Link to comment
JozoMujica Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Šta rade muškarci posle seksa? 4% se okrene na drugu stranu i zaspi 5% zapali cigaretu 91% briše history browsera Link to comment
расејан Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 - A сад, децо, ајде смислите неку ударну паролу против пушења... да видимо, је ли неко нешто већ смислио... ајде, Перице.- Ови пушачи ће нас све сахранити. Link to comment
kapetanm Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 (edited) - Dajte mi kutiju kondoma.- Hoćete kesu? - Ne treba, hvala, lepa je devojka.. Edited September 16, 2013 by kapetanm Link to comment
Agni Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Jedan belgijski:Sta je zajednicko Ferariju i maloj devojcici? Veoma je tesko naci se unutra, al kada si unutra, bude ti do jaja. Link to comment
Pikoleta Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Šta rade muškarci posle seksa? 4% se okrene na drugu stranu i zaspi 5% zapali cigaretu 91% briše history browsera :)I have sexdaily. I mean, dyslexia!Fcuk!! Link to comment
Parsons Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 For those who haven't heard: New Zealand just passed both laws - gay marriage and legalized marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says, "If a man lies with another man they should be stoned." Link to comment
Have_Fun Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Ne znam da li je bilo.. malopre mi burazer pokazao Link to comment
kapetanm Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 (edited) Bilo pre nekih par meseci Edited September 20, 2013 by kapetanm Link to comment
radisa Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Ma ne, čovek misli kako se vic, izmišljen ovde, proširio.Ili ja pogrešno tumačim ? Link to comment
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