šta štampa vaša lokalna štampa

[jms_uk]

izlozba je delimicno sponzorisana od strane dva groblja.

nije valjda da im manjka klijenata? :o

[Trombone Toad]

deluje kao odgovarajuce mesto :)Ruska varijanta Misery-aiz danasnjeg Blica Autor: FoNet 20.04.2009Frizerka iz Kaluge, grada u centralnoj Rusiji, zarobila je u podrumu razbojnika koji je pokušao da opljačka njen salon, nakon čega ga je silovala tri dana.Kako prenose ruski mediji, javni tužilac je odlučio da podigne optužnice protiv oboje. Naoružani pljačkaš upao je u salon i tražio novac. U to vreme u salonu su bile dve frizerke i jedna mušterija. Ono što pljačkaš nije znao je da je jedna od frizerki bila regionalni prvak u tekvondu.Devojka ga je jednim udarcem "zalepila za patos", a potom ga je odvukla u podrum i vezala za stolicu.Koleginici i mušteriji rekla je da će kasnije pozvati policiju, ali to nje uradila. Posle radnog vremena sišla je u podrum, svukla pljačkaša, naterala ga da popije tri tablete Vijagre, da bi ga u naredna tri dana silovala više od deset puta. Čim je pušten na slobodu, užasnuti pljačkaš otišao je u policiju. Završio je u bolnici zbog povreda genitalija koje su navodno bile posledica višestrukog silovanja.Frizerka je rekla da je mladić najveći deo priče izmislio. "Imali smo seks par puta i on je na to pristao. Redovno sam ga hranila, kupila sam mu nove farmerke, a čak sam mu dala i nešto novca kada je otišao", rekla je frizerka. Mladić je potvrdio da ga je frizerka dobro hranila, ali je ostao pri tvrdnji da ga je besomučno silovala.

[Marvin (Paranoid Android)]

Siroče :D

[Dionysos]

"Imali smo seks par puta i on je na to pristao.

Tunge munge ili smrt? :D

[Nicol]

Koleginici i mušteriji rekla je da će kasnije pozvati policiju, ali to nje uradila. Posle radnog vremena sišla je u podrum, svukla pljačkaša, naterala ga da popije tri tablete Vijagre, da bi ga u naredna tri dana silovala više od deset puta.

ovo zvuči kao pfizerov marketing.

[Razzmatazz]

Pa dobro, ali farmerke su farmerke.

[aram]

a i stavila mu trajnudoduse malo nize ...

[iDemo]

Ono što pljačkaš nije znao je da je jedna od frizerki bila regionalni prvak u tekvondu.

Epidemija se nastavlja: Black belt nurse hits back at attacker

A suspected robber met his match when a nurse he tried to attack turned out to have a black belt in karate....It's understood Ms Gascoine was a black belt in the martial art of Zen Do Kai about 10 years ago.

[Indy]

Ovakvog čoveka su našli da pošalju u zatvor zbog pišljivih 10g <_< 'Machine Gun Charlie' gets eight years minumumA STATE kickboxing champion known as 'Machine Gun Charlie' has been jailed for trafficking 10 grams of heroin.Dragan Arnautovic will spend at least eight years behind bars for what a County Court judge described as a trade in death.A jury this week found Arnautovic, 46, guilty of trafficking.The Geelong man was a former state kickboxing cruiserweight champion, last winning the title in 2007.He had pleaded guilty to possessing the drug, but unsuccessfully fought the trafficking charges.

[Indy]

Don't mess with da sheiks!http://www.coffscoastadvocate.com.au/story...n-a-dubai-jail/

[Њујоркер]

Јучерашњи Њујорк Тајмс у свом научном додатку пише о намерама да се очува Теслина лабораторија на Лонг Ајленду.Теслина лабораторија

[fonTelefon]

Slučajno odgrizla penis šefuTridesetogodišnja sekretarica iz Singapura slučajno je odgrizla deo penisa svom šefu koga je oralno zadovoljavala u automobilu kada je u njihova parkirana kola svom silinom udario kombiDa bi sve bilo kao na filmu, utom trenutku sekretaricu je pratio privatni detektiv, kogaje iznajmio njen suprug jer je sumnjao da ga vara.Ljubavnici su automobil parkirali u jednom parku i kada jeon počeo da se ljulja, detektiv je to iskoristio da binapravio fotografije. U tom trenutku u "ljubavno gnezdo" jeudario kombi koji je izleteo s puta. "Čuo se tresak, apotom vrisak žene koja je izletela iz kola. Iz usta joj jecurela krv, a šokirao sam se kada je ispljunula parčemesa", rekao je detektiv. Sekretarica je kasnije kolimahitne pomoći sa ljubavnikom otišla u bolnicu, a na sreću sasobom je ponela parče koje je odgrizla, koje su hirurziuspešno ušili.

[Indy]

I Australija inspektora Kluzoa za trku ima...Man falls into ocean after trying to swat sharkA fisherman who fell out of a dinghy south of Perth this morning has reported being circled up to five times by a white pointer shark.... The man escaped unharmed after flagging down another boat.

[iDemo]

AGL ENERGY is standing by the assets it bought in the controversial $1.425 billion takeover of Southern Hydro, despite the worst drought on record severely constraining output from hydroelectric plants at the centre of the 2005 deal.A key assumption in the takeover was that normal rainfall would resume by this year but the two main dams dependent on rainfall are parched.After the worst-ever flows into the Murray system in the March quarter, the 135 megawatt Eildon Dam is just 12 per cent full and its output is believed to be minimal. The 180 MW Dartmouth Dam - Australia's largest - stopped generating electricity in 2007 and is unlikely to restart before 2011.Industry sources said the $1.425 billion price tag was well ahead of rival bids from Origin Energy and Babcock & Brown, which were less than $1.1 billion. Electricity supply from the Snowy region has fallen sharply since 2007, though AGL does not disclose individual plant production levels.Kad vidim 'key assumption' u ovakvom tekstu odmah mi prvo srce zaigra pa se posle setim 'drugara' & cenjenog koleZe Mr Rick & Baker-a koji kaze: In the summer of 2002, flooding following a week of heavy rain in Europe caused billions of Euros in damage. Five years earlier, during the financial crisis in East Asia, a 75% drop in the Thai stock market contributed to a 554-point drop in the Dow Jones Industrial Average on October 27, 1997.These apparently disparate events have at least three things in common: They occur rarely, they are extreme in scope, and they are difficult to predict. They are also typical of the kinds of events that statisticians must study in order to manage risk. For example, actuaries need to predict the likelihood and severity of a 100-year flood, while their colleagues in financial markets must assess the probability and magnitude of the next market crash.Sto bi rekli neki - sve sam eksperAt dok eksperta a svi "shirokog spektra"...

[noskich]

Na te AGL sam alergican. Customer service najocajniji od svih kompanija sa kojima sam imao posla do sada.

AGL ENERGY is standing by the assets it bought in the controversial $1.425 billion takeover of Southern Hydro, despite the worst drought on record severely constraining output from hydroelectric plants at the centre of the 2005 deal.

Edited May 11, 2009 by noskich