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Pustite City, kakve su kvote na Chelsea večeras?

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Poor Frank Lampard. There he was on his flight to Istanbul, ready to settle down and plan his tactics for the Super Pot clash with Liverpool, when he heard tutting from the person behind him. It sounded like familiar tutting and he could feel his stomach tightening. He turned around and, sure enough, the seat was occupied by former football manager José Mourinho, who has made it his business to follow Lampard around in the style of the Harry Enfield character Mr You Don’t Wanna Do It Like That, there to question and correct every decision by Chelsea’s rookie coach, who could only sigh as his old boss leaned over and grabbed his tactical notes.

 

“Oh no, you don’t wanna do it like that,” Mourinho said, crossing out the names of Kurt Zouma, Mason Mount and Tammy Abraham and replacing them with Ricardo Carvalho, Michael Essien and Didier Drogba. “You’ll want much more experience against the European champions.” Lampard looked at him quizzically. He reached for the paper, put Fikayo Tomori at centre-back and handed it back to his Portuguese chum. But Mourinho still wasn’t satisfied. “No, no, no!” he yelped. “I do not think you want to play a raw young defender against Mr Roberto Firmino, do you? What you want is Branislav Ivanovic.”

 

Poor Lampard. On and on it went. By the time the flight was over Mourinho was asking whether it might be a good idea for him to take the team against Liverpool. After all he had been far from impressed with Chelsea’s naivety against Manchester United on Sunday and Liverpool showed what they can do to teams who give them space when they beat Norwich City 4-1 at Anfield last Friday. And he’s only trying to help. If only Lampard would listen. If only he’d step aside. If only he’d let José be manager again. Sigh. Ultimately there’s only one path Lampard can take to put a stop to all this: he’s going to have to send every youngster on loan, put 10 manly men behind the ball, refuse to let his full-backs cross the halfway line, turn the game into a sh1t on a stick and try to beat Jürgen Klopp’s side 1-0 on penalties. Because that’s how adults do football.

 

 

Za FK Bustin 189-: Kepa; Azpilicueta, Zouma, Christensen, Alonso; Kante, Jorginho, Kovacic; Pedro, Giroud, Pulisic

 

Za naše: Adrian; Gomez, Matip, Van Dijk, Robertson; Fabinho, Henderson, Milner; Oxlade-Chamberlain, Salah, Mane

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18 minutes ago, Weenie Pooh said:

Pustite City, kakve su kvote na Chelsea večeras?

 

Za FK Bustin 189-: Kepa; Azpilicueta, Zouma, Christensen, Alonso; Kante, Jorginho, Kovacic; Pedro, Giroud, Pulisic

 

Za naše: Adrian; Gomez, Matip, Van Dijk, Robertson; Fabinho, Henderson, Milner; Oxlade-Chamberlain, Salah, Mane

 

Zar nije rekao Mourinho neki dan da je Zouma the one?

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Nije loša utakmica u prvoj četvrtini. LFC se još uvek panično brani kad god protivnik krene napred.

Krivokapić ceni da je ofsajd kad Fabinho asistira Žiruuu.

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1 minute ago, Weenie Pooh said:

Krivokapić ceni da je ofsajd kad Fabinho asistira Žiruuu.

 

Ceni i da je Pulisic imao sjajnu proslu sezonu u nemackom velikanu sto ga je preporucilo za Chelsea. :D

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