Ligue 1

[Jozef K.]

Tanak je bio derbi.

[borris_]

Ovo je moj PSG. 

Prije 25 godina kupili smo tada najboljeg napadaca Ligue 1 Patrick Loko. Poslije nekoliko mjeseci uslikan je pijan nag i diskoteci. Naravno nije nista uradio kpd nas.

25 godona kasnije Herrera je vracajuci se kuci sa treninga kroz Bulonjsku sumu opljackan od strane prostitutke ili travestita ko ce ga znati.

 

Ovdje igraci jednostavno puknu.

 

Ronaldinho je svako vece provodio o diskotekama.

 

Ima tu prica i prica.

[James Marshall]

Objasnio je to lapidarno Zvonko Mihajlovski, kad se Pantela obreo u Sartidu nakon neuspješne epizode u kojoj je kao mladi talenat oprobao sreću u PSG:

 

"Marko je znao sve o fudbalu, ali Marko je znao sve i o noćnom životu u Parizu"

[čekmeže]

Yilmaz ga poslo po burek.

[John Coltrane]

Burek Burak. 
 

Kakva je Poketinjo neznalica 

[pantelia]

Jel Mesi zamenjen zbog povrede, ili je toliko ocajan da su poceli da ga menjaju na poluvremenu?

Edited October 29, 2021 by pantelia

[Jozef K.]

Okrenuo psg. Opet je Di Maria najbolji.

[189-]

ne znam gde ovo da stavim ali verovatno najbolje ovde...

nakon onog cirkusa sa mendyima™, gde se ferland javio i sastavio neki standardni tweet o svemu tome, replicirao mu je romain molina, spanski novinar guardiana i ny timesa, gde ga je prozvao da ni on nije cvecka jer je i on imao svoje ekscese. posle je napisao da ima jos puno materijala o mnogim likovima iz sveta francuskog fudbala a i sire...

tu je neka lista svega i svacega, s tim da lik kaze da ce izdati jos nesto u decembru a i na prolece...

 

-Elye Wahi (Montpellier striker) wasn't fired from SM Caen's youth setup for physically assaulting a supervisor at the academy. Instead, after physical threats, he brought over some secondary school friends in the washrooms to undress and masturbate in front of him.

-400+ players currently playing in the Premier League, Championship, Ligue 1, and Ligue 2 have been raped multiple times in their youth. Some of them have contracted anal injuries and/or diseases, and have gone to specialized clinics as a result. This is a two-decade-old issue, the first story will come out in December.

-Megan Rapinoe wasn't bothered by Haitian girls getting raped. She prefers 'earning money' over 'defending these young girls'.

-A Ligue 1 team covered up a pedophilia scandal in their youth academy by brainwashing the player by the time law enforcement was involved. Then, they sent the young player in question back to his country (he was a foreigner).

-One of the largest academies in DR Congo is currently managed by a pedophilia ring.

-An international coach was 'caught red-handed' after raping two 13 year-old girls in the middle of a tournament. His employer, a large media, fired him under other pre-tenses in 2017. This issue is especially concerning for 'us, as French people'. A famous, very well-liked personality participated in covering up this story as well.

-Ferland Mendy hit a woman, knocked her to the ground, kicked her in the head, before showing her his genitals. She was taken to the emergency room after suffering head trauma. He also assaulted another woman. The player's club covered up the story in order to sell him the following year.

-Some international games in Asia are fixed. Many players have stopped joining their national teams because of this.

-Paris Saint-Germain has been conceding burn-out after burn-out. Over 100 employees have left the club in the last year alone. Leonardo is hated because of his behaviour/attitude.

-The 'boss of Colombia's refereeing' is a pedophile. Molina has a complaint from a 12 year-old, which he can barely read in its entirety because it's 'gut-wrenching'.

-Alexandre Benalla (French 'personality') has been trying to get involved in PSG for years. He fought with some of Nasser's entourage.

-A consultant from L'Équipe has been involved in 'some shady stuff' in the transfer market.

-Some very important people bend over backwards to get in touch with people close to Nasser Al Khelaïfi.

-Most African FA presidents get paid prostitutes, or have their daughters' studies covered in other countries.

-At Arsenal, all the players inhale nitrous oxide. A player came back to celebrate his birthday in Paris under the theme "nitrous oxide balloons".

-A French international organized parties where he would defecate in women's mouths and film himself while doing it. He forced a girl, who later on sought to issue a formal complaint, to participate. Someone offered Molina a video, which he declined to see.

-A Saudi consortium was never involved in the takeover of Olympique de Marseille.

-The French FA pushes some of its people to coach national teams in Africa. They already did it with Didier Six, for example, and Guinea (note: he also coached Togo and Mauritius in the past).

-Leonardo is hated in PSG. His signing of Icardi was not well-received by the coach at the time.

-The massive media outrage surrounding the Qatar World Cup is political and financed by people/organizations who wish harm upon the country.

-The son of Congo-Brazzaville's president is involved in the national team. In the Central African Republic, Kondogbia is friends with the president.

-80% of players smoke shisha. At one point in time, PSG players used to bring their shisha/hookah with them on away games. Blaise Matuidi regularly smoked shisha, but things still worked out for him.

-The leagues in most Southeast Asian, Eastern European, and Latin American countries are fixed. Ireland, Malta, and Gibraltar also have 'lots' of matchfixing.

-A former French international was involved in a 'go-fast' (smuggling drugs and/or other products in another country). His club's president 'saved his ass'.

-FIFA claims to push for women's football, but does very little to protect the girls/women from abuse. It's rampant everywhere, on a global scale.

-Morocco can 'shit on the ground' if they want, they have a large influence at CAF. They can 'do whatever they want'.

-In the long-term, Tony Parker should take over the OL Group.

-Kenya's FA has 16 bank accounts, including some 'hidden' accounts, when most FAs have one or two.

-Amiens (Ligue 2) is [a circus]. On the way back from their away game at Ajaccio, everybody smelled like alcohol. The players love booze, shisha, drunken nights.

-After Senegal complained against an overaged player in a U17 African team they faced, the national team declared the player as 'deceased'. He is currently continuing his career in the U21 national team of the same country.

-A minor was raped and forced into an abortion at an "international center of FIFA".

-East Timor eliminated Mongolia by paying Brazilian players to play for its national team.

-Friends of the former Algerian FA president are waging war against the current leadership.

-The Sierra Leone FA faked COVID tests throughout the entirety of the pandemic, most notably in its qualifier against Benin. Other nations and/or clubs are suspected to have forged documents as well, but this is not confirmed.

-Mario Lemina received a handsome sum of money for representing Gabon. Other African players are also in similar positions.

 

EDIT: A player from Spezia has disappeared. The affair is linked with human trafficking issues and an academy founded in Nigeria by the club's president. Molina didn't have much time to expand on this one.

 

EDIT: Sexual abuse is rampant in the Mongolian FA, including players from the U15 girls' team. A coach even asked to sleep with a player's grandmother in exchange for a starting spot for the player.

[goofs]

Bilo bi do jaja kad bi mogao da dokaze sve ovo, ili makar pola od ovoga, i kad bi neki nadlezni krenuli da cesljaju i jebavaju, pa makar stopirali fudbal na godinu dana.

 

Uz sve cenim da je lik ovime sebi nacrtao metu na celu.

[ArleKino]

2 minutes ago, goofs said:

Bilo bi do jaja kad bi mogao da dokaze sve ovo, ili makar pola od ovoga, i kad bi neki nadlezni krenuli da cesljaju i jebavaju, pa makar stopirali fudbal na godinu dana.

 

Ovo je, recimo, tačno (OK, ne znam jesu li svi igrači ovo sranje koristili, ali znam da jesu neki i da je klub to zvanično zabranio).

 

42 minutes ago, 189- said:

-At Arsenal, all the players inhale nitrous oxide. A player came back to celebrate his birthday in Paris under the theme "nitrous oxide balloons".

 

Evo ovdje.

[goofs]

To mi se cini otprilike druga najbenignija tacka sa onog spiska Prva je da Leonarda ne vole u PSGu, plaky

[Malvo]

Ovo je bar druga ili treća njegova lista, neke stvari su se već ispostavile tačnim. Mislim da je čak među prvima objavio da je jedan francuski fudbaler serijski silovatelj, ubrzo je i Mendi uhapšen.

 

[ArleKino]

5 minutes ago, goofs said:

To mi se cini otprilike druga najbenignija tacka sa onog spiska Prva je da Leonarda ne vole u PSGu, plaky

 

Ovo je, mislim, lako dokazati:

 

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-A French international organized parties where he would defecate in women's mouths and film himself while doing it. He forced a girl, who later on sought to issue a formal complaint, to participate. Someone offered Molina a video, which he declined to see.

 

Benzema garant ima snimak.

[Malvo]

An international coach was 'caught red-handed' after raping two 13 year-old girls in the middle of a tournament. His employer, a large media, fired him under other pre-tenses in 2017. This issue is especially concerning for 'us, as French people'. A famous, very well-liked personality participated in covering up this story as well.

 

Ovo je tako određeno da će neko valjda nabaciti ime koje se uklapa u profil.

[189-]

37 minutes ago, ArleKino said:

 

Ovo je, recimo, tačno (OK, ne znam jesu li svi igrači ovo sranje koristili, ali znam da jesu neki i da je klub to zvanično zabranio).

 

 

Evo ovdje.

 

ima i ona prica kako je valjda jedno 70% liverpoolovih igraca valjda astmaticno pa koristne neke lekove ili neke suplemente™ cisto da bi im performans bio bolji. ako se dobro secam detalja, dok je klopp bio u dortmundu ista stvar se desavala....

Edited November 19, 2021 by 189-