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Taj je najveći Amer od svih... :DAli, Tajger Vuds, na kraju... :Hail:INače, primetio bih da su dva od tri Srbina u tekstu našeg ministra pomalo i Amerikanci... :)
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Predsednik™ progovorio: :isuse:
kako je ovo tuzno i luzerski. jbe se njima za djokovica, 9 od 10 amera ne zna ko je ondjokovic ce sad da osveti naciju i donese diplomatsku pobedu jeremicu i sutanovcu i 'zajebe' amerikance govorom na dodeli trofeja koji ce posvetiti americkoj komicarki i tako dokazati kako smo mi veliki i ne spustamo se na njen nivo Edited by InvisibleLight
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Au brate, za ne poverovati šta se napravi od trominutnog segmenta petparačkog comedy talk showa :D Da svet ovako razmišlja, verovatno bi pola država objavile rat Britaniji nakon svakog četvrtka na BBC-ju, mada možda i ne bi, BBC bar ima dobar materijal.I :lol: za naslov

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Au brate, za ne poverovati šta se napravi od trominutnog segmenta petparačkog comedy talk showa :D Da svet ovako razmišlja, verovatno bi pola država objavile rat Britaniji nakon svakog četvrtka na BBC-ju, mada možda i ne bi, BBC bar ima dobar materijal.I :lol: za naslov
nemacka i francuska bi objavljivale rat najmanje jednom nedeljno tokom sezone 'have i got news for you'. pricao je jednom hislop kako ga je nekoliko puta zvao nemacki ambasador da se zali na sadrzaj emisije, sto je zarobljena u stereotipima iz drugog svetskog rata i ignorise sve tekovine moderne nemacke drzave.sto je hislop protumacio kao dodatni argument da nemci nemaju smisla za humor.
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nemacka i francuska bi objavljivale rat najmanje jednom nedeljno tokom sezone 'have i got news for you'. pricao je jednom hislop kako ga je nekoliko puta zvao nemacki ambasador da se zali na sadrzaj emisije, sto je zarobljena u stereotipima iz drugog svetskog rata i ignorise sve tekovine moderne nemacke drzave.sto je hislop protumacio kao dodatni argument da nemci nemaju smisla za humor.
Upravo sam na to mislio :D
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nemacka i francuska bi objavljivale rat najmanje jednom nedeljno tokom sezone 'have i got news for you'. pricao je jednom hislop kako ga je nekoliko puta zvao nemacki ambasador da se zali na sadrzaj emisije, sto je zarobljena u stereotipima iz drugog svetskog rata i ignorise sve tekovine moderne nemacke drzave.sto je hislop protumacio kao dodatni argument da nemci nemaju smisla za humor.
nesto ovako
John Cleese – Threat Alerts in 2011ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2011 EUROPE JOHN CLEESEThe French government announced yesterday that it has raised itsterror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability.The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Libya and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They alsohave two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbor” and “Lose.”Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is canceled.” So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.– John Cleese – British writer, actor and tall person
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pa znam ali vidis da hella zeli da dragan postane predsednik.
ne, ja se zalažem za tadarhiju. ali pošto to nije u toku s nekim glupim "tekovinama" modernog sveta, dragan (zvani dragon) će morati da ga odmeni od 2018. do 2028.
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