March 10Mar 10 24 minutes ago, napadaj said:@radisaNe radim SAP ERP, ali savrseno opisano... Pogotovo ovaj de sa get fired, pa da ga posle zovu da resava...
March 10Mar 10 A evo i pojasnjenje onih 18 meseciSap project“Yeah, he sells software” = 5%. “Big software for running businesses” = 10%. “SAP” = confusion unlocked. What she didn’t mention is the rest of the story: 200 meetings about a process nobody fully understands. 47 people arguing about one field in a form. A spreadsheet that somehow runs half the company. 18 months of “this is how it should work.” Go-live night where everyone suddenly remembers what they forgot to tell you. Then two weeks later: “Something is broken… can you come back?” Honestly, if you can explain SAP consulting in under 2 minutes and still make people laugh, you probably understand the job better than most consultants
March 10Mar 10 11 minutes ago, napadaj said:Meni nešto ostalo da imaš veze sa SAP-om, pa zato tagPa imam, samo ne radim ovo sto opisuju, radim nesto drugo... Ovo samo pojedine segmente, koje niko na Balkanu nece ili niko nije radio, a stranci su preskupi...
March 10Mar 10 Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing a rousing game of hide and seek. Einstein begins to count to ten. Pascal runs and hides. Newton draws a one-meter by one-meter square in the ground in front of Einstein, then stands in the middle of it. Einstein reaches ten, uncovers his eyes, and exclaims, “Newton! I found you! You’re it!” Newton replies, “You didn't find me. You found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!”
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