izvinjenje ako je vec bilo ^_^

definitivno, narochito prelaz od amazing results -> results turn out to be bullshit, pa tako 17 puta

evo gledam ovaj prethodni post i prepoznajem se u kontrol friku...

jaaako dobro! tehničari

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Komentari u kodu

stop(); // Hammertime!


Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up;  //ha ha


//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows
(That's a phrase from Karl Weierstrass, the mathematician who gave us the wonderful epsilon and delta continuity definition)


// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will 
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets 
// released into the public.


// drunk, fix later


// Magic. Do not touch.


/**
* Always returns true.
*/
public boolean isAvailable() {
   return false;
}


const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate... 


long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */ 


#Christmas tree initializer  
   toConnect = []  
   toRead =   [  ]  
   toWrite = [    ]   
   primes = [      ]  
   responses = {}  
   remaining = {}


double penetration; // ouch


# This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.


// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read


// I will give you two of my seventy-two virgins if you can fix this.


// I have to find a better job


int MyFunction()
{
   // There once was a man named Dave
   int Result = 0;

   // Whose code just wouldn't behave
   MyObject *Ptr = new MyObject();

   // He left to go to a meetin'
   Result = Ptr->DoSomething();

   // And left his memory a leakin'
   return Result;
}


def format_ticket_content(text, recursive = true)
 if text.is_a?(TicketNote)
   note = text
   text = note.content
 else
   note = nil
 end

 ## Safety pig has arrived!
 text = h(text)
 ##                               _
 ##  _._ _..._ .-',     _.._(`))
 ## '-. `     '  /-._.-'    ',/
 ##    )         \            '.
 ##   / _    _    |             \
 ##  |  a    a    /              |
 ##  \   .-.                     ;  
 ##   '-('' ).-'       ,'       ;
 ##      '-;           |      .'
 ##         \           \    /
 ##         | 7  .__  _.-\   \
 ##         | |  |  ``/  /`  /
 ##        /,_|  |   /,_/   /
 ##           /,_/      '`-'
 ##


// Any maintenance developer who can't quote entire Monty Python
// movies from memory has no business being a developer. 
const string LancelotsFavoriteColor = "$0204FB"


// I can't divide with zero, so I have to divide with something very similar
result = number / 0.00000000000001;

i pobednik

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers

Ovogodisnje dance your PhD takmicenje je otvoreno!obavezno pogledajte proslogodisnje pobednike.

http://xkcd.com/683/

Edited September 30, 201113 yr by hazard

ne znam ni sto postujem ovde, jer uopste nije smesno, al nema topića strukovna tragikomika :(featuringhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XTxLpKkX4A

a Pretty huge Dick?

hmm, nije baš humor, ali se nekako prirodno nadovezuje...

Edited October 8, 201113 yr by papapavle

Why God never received a PhD

He had only one major publication.It was in Hebrew.It had no references.It wasn't published in a refereed journal.Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.Some say he had his son teach the class.He expelled his first two students for learning.Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.No record of working well with colleagues.

Edited October 10, 201113 yr by papapavle