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[čekmeže]

Mujo pita HasuHaso, jel drkaš?Da.Pošto ruke?

[Moća]

:DImas i ono kad legli da spavaju pa Mujo odma zaspi a Haso ne moz da zaspi pa krene da drka,i toko radi on i radi al nikako da svrsi. Probudi se mujo pa ga pita:"jeli Haso jel drkas"? A Haso ogovara:" Drkam".A Mujo ce na to:"Pa drkaj malo svog majku mu".

[Razzmatazz]

Verovatno bio, ali vredi da se ponovi:Gledaju dva kurca pornaju i jedan se pri tome digne.A drugi će: "E ajde donesi mi pivo kad si se već digo."

[MayDay]

dobar je, dobar je. a ja sve hocu da ispricam stvarnu pricu koja mi je smesna ko vic.jedan moj drug iz sarajeva hamo prepricavao s onim naglaskom kako je isao kod svog druga vedrana (veko), koji je u to doba kad su bili klinci bio cuven po tome sto je "pregledao sve pornice iz videoteke". i sad prica hamo kako je zvonio kod veke, a ovaj otvorio tek posle pet minuta i obradovao mu se, te mu bacio kosku.posle pola sata, hamo pogleda u svoju desnu saku i krene da trlja prstima i kaze: veko, jebem t' mater! pa ovo nije sapun'ca!!!(otada drugarica i ja kad neko u drustvu se mnogo prokenjava protrljamo sakom i kazemo: veko, jebem ti mater! pa ovo nije sapun'ca!)

Edited September 6, 2010 by MayDay

[Psihodelija]

[le petit nicolas]

pismeni zadatak: "portret znamenite zene".profanka srpskog deli pregledane sveske i vajka se: pa, sto svi o ceci, seki... evo, ima zena naucnica, umetnica, politicarki... na primer, marija kiri.razred: u smeh.profanka: ?razred: nas'nice, kaze se maraja keri!poz

[aram]

poz

poz i vama nikolice :)a jel vi i dalje niste tu i sto, bre, majku mu

[Tinman]

The Irish Millionaire. Mick, from Dublin, appeared on'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'and towards the end of the programhad already won 500,000 pounds."You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter,"but for a million poundsyou've only got one life-line left,phone a friend.Everything is riding on this question.....will you go for it?""Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!""Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?" a) Sparrow b) Thrush, c) Magpie, d) Cuckoo?" "I haven't got a clue." said Mick, ''so I'll use last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin." Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him."Fookin' hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple......It's a cuckoo." "Are you sure?""I'm fookin' sure."Mick hung up the phone and told Chris,"I'll go wit Cuckoo as my answer.""Is that your final answer?" asked Chris. "Dat it is, Sir."There was a long - long pause, and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!" The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink. "Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?" "Because he lives in a Fookin' clock!"

[darling]

ode zeka u javnu kucu s 50 evra. gazdarica: - za te pare, ne moze nista bolje od jezice.kaze zeka: - aj dobro, makar je zensko.dosla mlada jezica, stao zeko ispred nje i cudi se, cudi. krene oko nje, sav u cudu, zbunjen, jedan krug, drugi, treci...pogleda je, cudi se, pa opet oko nje. posle pola sata prodere se jezica: - dobro, zeko, oces da me jebes, il ces samo da se vrtis u krug?- gde si to rekla? gde si to rekla?

[LudiKure]

Ciganski triathlon™: trči na Adu,prepliva Adu i vrati se kući sa bajsom.

[le petit nicolas]

evo jedan, specijal za gosn devu:kako se zove ciga koji vozi avion?pilot, rasisto!poz

[banatjanin]

pilot!...rasisto

[Alphons]

:lol:kako li se ja ovoga nisam dosetio :D

[betty]

inspirisano jednim postom sa moderacije:sta ispadne kad se ukrste vucjak i pekinezer?....ispadnu pekinezeru oci.

[расејан]

Шта добијеш кад Босанцу сипаш јогурт на главу?Фрактуру лобање.