March 18, 20223 yr Zamislite otvorite frizider i stvarno vidite Vucica u telu neke bebe, ali sa ovom glavom, kako sedi sklupcan i smeje se. Edited March 18, 20223 yr by Milošica
March 18, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, Milošica said: Zamislite stvarno vidite Vucica u telu neke bebe, ali sa ovom glavom, kako sedi sklupcan u frizideru i smeje se. Zalupio bih vrata frizdera..obmotao ga nekim lancem i zakljucao najvecim katancem koji imam u kuci..pogasio svetla, zakljucao vrata iza sebe.. ..i otisao da obilazim Aziju biciklom.
March 18, 20223 yr Dolaze dva tipa pred Sv Petra... Prvi tip, tašna mašna kravata, drugi golišav, poplaveo i cvokoće... Šta je bilo ? Prvi počne, eto ja došao sa službenog puta malo ranije, kad žena mi otvorila vrata sva uzrujana u donjem vešu, ja dreka galama, gde ti je švaler, ma nema švalera šta ti je, ja pretražim celu kuću, ispod kreveta, plakari, ormani... stvarno nema... i tu od silnog uzbudjenja me strefi srčka Drugi: bio ja kod švalerke, kad muž se iznenada pojavio, ona kaže sakrij se u zamrzivač, tu te neće tražiti sigurno... Edited March 18, 20223 yr by braca
March 18, 20223 yr Žali se seljak komšiji da mu upravo crkla krava, sav uplakan, kako ću sad bez mleka... Kaže komšija nemoj da se sekiraš, imam rešenje. Došla nam nova veterinarka, kažu čuda pravi, može čak i da oživi mrtvo, samo ima malo čudne zahteve... elem, nimfomanka je i moraš da je krešeš i to dobro Važi, pozove seljak, dodje veterinarka, kaže oživiću ti kravu, ali moraš prvo dva sata najmanje da me krešeš pa onda... krene seljak, al posle sat vremena srčka, padne i on mrtav... dodje stariji sin, kuknjava, jao krava, jao otac... Kaže veterinarka oživiću ih oboje, samo moraš tri sata prvo da me zadovoljavaš... krene sin, kad posle dva sata rikne i on... Dolazi najmljadji sin, kako se sad to politički korektno kaže, alternativno obdaren, kuknjava, jao tatko, jao krava, jao bata... kaže veterinarka oživiću ih sve ali moraš prvo celu noć da me krešeš... krenu oni, kad posle tri sata rikne veterinarka... - E i ti si mi neka, pa ni Šarulja nije izdržala više od tri sata, a ti ćeš kao celu noć...
March 18, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, slepa živana said: Ko je čitao It Stivena Kinga setiće se scene sa frižiderom u Jalovini.
March 18, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, braca said: - E i ti si mi neka, pa ni Šarulja nije izdržala više od tri sata, a ti ćeš kao celu noć... Valjda krava. čitam šuraja. Edited March 18, 20223 yr by raPe
April 1, 20223 yr Po čemu su slični Vil Smit i "orbit" bombone? Spoiler U oba slučaja primećujemo snagu mentola Edited April 1, 20223 yr by Quizmaster
April 26, 20222 yr Otišla Konstrakta u posetu jednoj prijateljici, koja osim što puši domaće cigarete, zapali i pokoji džoint. Tako naduvana, reče gošći: - Znaš li ti, Konstrakta, šta je bit pušenja i šta ja želim kao strastvena pušačica? - Ne, ali baš me zanima. - BEAT IS “DRAVA”!!! Edited April 26, 20222 yr by Quizmaster
April 26, 20222 yr Prilično mi je glup vic, jer suština/bit kaže se drukčije na engleskom, ali eto, bila je naduvana pa je tako rekla
May 7, 20222 yr Prilično mi je glup vic, jer suština/bit kaže se drukčije na engleskom, ali eto, bila je naduvana pa je tako rekla [emoji3]Glup ili ne, ja sam razumeo a uz to mi i smešan
May 16, 20222 yr Guy dies and goes to Hell. Satan's waiting for him and the guy nervously looks around for the pits of fire and brimstone he's been told about so often but Hell doesn't seem to be like that at all. He sees casinos, beautiful blondes winking at him, nice-looking houses and his eyes brighten. "This doesn't look like I was told about at all." "Nope!" Said Satan. "Remember you've been being talked to by God all these years - you've only got one side of the story. This is my side. What do you think?" "Er - well" says the man. "Actually it looks rather nice!" And Satan smiles. "Glad you think so. Here's your house...." And they walk up to it, past a massive, spike-topped wall. "What's behind that?" asks the guy. "Nothing to worry about." says Satan. And chucks the guy the housekeys. "Enjoy!" For a week, the guy enjoys the free shopping, the free casinos and the winking women. Then his curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the wall and peers through the gap between two of the bricks. And gasps. Behind the wall is a mass of flames, devils with tridents piercing screaming, barely-human shapes burning in the flames. There's a cough behind him and the man turns, to see Satan staring at him. The man jumps back. "And is-is-That Place where we go when we've sinned enough here?" "Nah." says Satan. "I'm a nice guy. I try to give people what they want." "But that place....." Satan shrugs. "It's for the Christians. Dunno why, but they seem to want things that way.....!!"
May 17, 20222 yr Fighter: I swear I will have my revenge for the death of my brother. Elf: You have my bow. Dwarf: And my axe. Necromancer: And your brother.
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