Ras Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 17 minutes ago, kud u maglu Simoviću said: kako se zovu novosadani koji plaše druge? Hide contents bugari Ne kontam :( 2 Quote Link to comment
kud u maglu Simoviću Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 (edited) Spoiler bu! gari Edited March 6 by kud u maglu Simoviću 5 Quote Link to comment
Nikodije Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 Leskovčanin u javnoj kući: - Toooo sestro! - ja sam trandža - toooo sestriće! Quote Link to comment
Popular Post jms_uk Posted March 10 Popular Post Share Posted March 10 An oldie but a goodie, courtesy of the late Henny Youngman: "Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, 'Send one of my bags to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one to Miami.' She said, 'We can't do that!' I told her, 'You did it last week!'" 6 8 Quote Link to comment
Indy Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Meni je najimpresivnije da putuje sa čak 3 torbe... meni nije uspelo ni sa 2. 1 Quote Link to comment
dragance Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Meni su jednom izgubili jednu torbu na direktnom, regionalnom letu. Zaboravili da je ubace u avion malog prevoznika. Stigla srećom sledećim letom ujutro Quote Link to comment
aram Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 gost: je li, znaš li ti zašto se stavlja maslina u martini, a ne u rakiju barmen: ne znam, što? gost: pa ako je staviš u rakiju moš dobit batina 2 6 Quote Link to comment
Čutura Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!” “What a coincidence,” the farmer said. “This is a special day for me; I am celebrating.” “This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,” said the woman. “What a coincidence!” said the farmer. As they clinked glasses, he added, “What are you celebrating?” “My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!” “What a coincidence!” said the man. “I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.” “That’s great!” said the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?” “I used a different rooster,” he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, “What a coincidence!” 2 Quote Link to comment
Valkyrie Posted Friday at 09:51 Share Posted Friday at 09:51 On 12. 3. 2023. at 21:23, aram said: gost: je li, znaš li ti zašto se stavlja maslina u martini, a ne u rakiju barmen: ne znam, što? gost: pa ako je staviš u rakiju moš dobit batina Ali ja sad ovo čitam na vojvođanskom i još mi smešnije 1 Quote Link to comment
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