On 2/3/2018 at 4:05 AM, peralozac said:

 

On 24/01/2018 at 3:50 AM, miki.bg said:

 

 

 

 

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"Dad I am strong, I do Judo", "Dear son I got the power, I do sudo"

 

The electrician arrives home at 3am.

His wife asks him, "Wire you insulate?"

He replies, "Watt's it to you? I'm Ohm, aren't I?"

Google Duplex: "Hi! Uhm... I'd like to make a dinner reservation for 3."
Restaurant: "Sure! What time would you like?"
Google Duplex: "it's, uhh... for tomorrow May the 11th at NULL POINTER EXCEPTION."
Restaurant: "Internal Exception: Invalid parameter not satisfying: time".

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Edited May 14, 20186 yr by JozoMujica