Strukovni Humor

[Razzmatazz]

[Lord Protector]

[Tpojka]

[Razzmatazz]

Dete samo radi objektni paskal.

[Indy]

[hazard]

[KnightLore]

[Indy]

[hazard]

 

Pfft. 

 

sudo apt-get schwarzwald-cake-full

[JozoMujica]

:D

 

Zapravo CSS ali da ne sitnicarimo.

[KnightLore]

[Clem Fandango]

pff...

#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
    float b[] = {1.1431391224375825e+27, 6.6578486920496456e+28, 7.7392930965627798e-19, 3.2512161851627752e-9};
    printf("%s",(char*)b);
    return 0;
}

edit: ili pak

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#define u unsigned char
#define v while(*x)
#define z(x) putchar(*x);
#define y(x) ++*x;
#define p(x) ++x;
#define e(x) --*x;
#define d(x) --x;
#define w(x) x x
main(){u *x=calloc(12,1);u *l=x;w(w(w(y(x))))w(y(x))v{p(x)w(w(y(x)))w(y(x))y(x)p
(x)w(w(w(y(x))))w(y(x))p(x)w(y(x))y(x)p(x)w(w(w(y(x))))y(x)w(w(d(x)))e(x)}p(x)w(
y(x))z(x)p(x)y(x)z(x)w(w(y(x)))w(y(x))y(x)w(z(x))w(y(x))y(x)z(x)p(x)w(y(x))z(x)p
(x)w(e(x))e(x)z(x)w(d(x))z(x)w(y(x))y(x)z(x)w(w(e(x)))w(e(x))z(x)w(w(w(e(x))))z(
x)p(x)y(x)free(l);}

Edited September 12, 2017 by Clem Fandango

[Lord Protector]

A typical conversation

 

Person: What do you do?

Me: I am a computer science professor.

Person: I have a problem with my PC, can you fix it?

Me: No, I don’t think I can do that.

Person: You will not fix my PC?

Me: I cannot fix my PC, let alone yours.

Person: Then what exactly do you do?

Me: I study algorithms.

Person: Oh, I know that.

Me: Really?

Person: Yes! I learnt logarithms in high school.

 

Edited September 13, 2017 by slow

[I*m with the pilots]

An SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables.
He walks up to them and asks 'Can I join you?'
— Source: Unknown

 

 

//Nadjeno u "Use the index, Luke"

Edited September 26, 2017 by I*m with the pilots

[Indy]

Onaj osecaj kad razumes u cemu je vic, ali taman toliko i nista vise.  :D