gospa buba Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 When someone gives you a bug Someone gives you a bug. "The light in the conference room on the 26th floor is on. It needs to be off." A note on the bug says, “This will take you like 5 minutes. It's just flipping a switch." You go to the conference room on 26. The light is on, but there's no light switch in the room. So you prepare to install one. But the designer says it would ruin the room’s aesthetic. Plus, the walls are concrete. With the proper tools, you could install the switch. But no one will approve the purchase of the proper tools. Without the proper tools it will take two days. And they want it done now, because they're afraid that any minute the CEO might decide to go to the 26th floor and happen to walk by the conference room and ask why the hell that light is on. And now you're getting emails asking why the light isn't off yet... more choveche jedva sam podnela ovaj razvoj ^_^ Link to comment
JozoMujica Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 choveche jedva sam podnela ovaj razvoj ^_^ Nekom je stalno tako. :( Link to comment
gospa buba Posted February 5, 2015 Share Posted February 5, 2015 Nekom je stalno tako. :( znam ^_^ Link to comment
topuzina Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Humor nije, wow jeste.https://xkcd.com/1331/ Link to comment
Aion Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 (edited) Jos malo o zenama i muskarcima u programiranju: Edited February 27, 2015 by Aion Link to comment
radisa Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 To na onaj fazon "Idi u radnju i kupi margarin, a ako ima jaja uzmi 10"... I vrati se programer kući sa 10 margarina... Link to comment
Shan Jan Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 To kao ono kada programer broji torbe pa mu zafali jedna. Link to comment
JozoMujica Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 To kao ono kada programer broji torbe pa mu zafali jedna. I, šta uradi? Taj ne znam. Link to comment
Shan Jan Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Idi nesto tipa ostavi zena programera sa torbama u shoping mallu dok ona ode da nakupuje jos stvari i kaze mu "pazi mi na ovih 5 torbi". Programer ok. Prodje neko vreme, kaze programer, aj da prebrojim ovo i broji kad ono - 4 torbe! Opet broji, opet 4! Sada vec hladan znoj lije, gleda oko sebe, ko mu drpio petu torbu... Posle nekog vremena dolazi zena i kaze jel su sve torbe na broju a programer ce pa, draga, znas, izgleda fali jedna.. Broji ona, kaze gde be fali vidis da ima 5. Kako bre 5?I Pa prebroj sam! Evo luda zeno vidi, 0,1,2,3,4.. 4! Link to comment
Indy Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Trebalo mi 5 sec da shvatim :D Dobar. Link to comment
Shan Jan Posted March 3, 2015 Share Posted March 3, 2015 Aj sto se nikad nije vratio nego sto se zabagovao kad mu nestalo para za jos mleka. Link to comment
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