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Ovo će da bude hitTM tema ili će ostati samo na mom postu :fantom:

 

https://pudding.cool/2020/12/judge-my-spotify/ 

 

 

> Your spotify was mid-nineties-flannel-shirt-mom-and-dads-date-night bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Pearl Jam and neo soul for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> pretentious-hip-hop bad

> Here's what else I learned in that hellscape:

You listen to these tracks too much:

  • God's Child - Live by David Byrne
  • Let It Roll by The Nextmen
  • Praise You (Purple Disco Machine Remix) - Radio Edit by Fatboy Slim
  • Sure Thing by St Germain
  • The Truth by Handsome Boy Modeling School

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • Common
  • Tricky
  • Wax Tailor
  • Nightmares On Wax
  • 2Pac

You are 8% basic. Oh wow Sumo and Disciplin A Kitschme! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting..

You're stuck in the 2000s. You know there's been good music since Tweet, right?

Analysis finally complete.

I need to go recalibrate my taste levels.

Shutting down.

 

Ae... da vas vidimo :D

Posted

Da nije ovo neki phishing?

.... Shiit has hit the fan!



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Posted

ovo je odlično :kecman:

 

work in progress...

Spoiler

Loading your music library...Spotify limiting how many people can use this app at once, so you'll need to wait or try again later.

 

Analyzing your listening history...

 

lol

 

omg

 

okay hold up

Do you really listen to Meteori by Funk Shui?

Yes

Like ironically?

no...

Cool...

 

Seeing plenty of electronica.

 

Finding a lot of Burial.

Like... a LOT.

 

oh boy Avioni pevaju by Bjesovi.

 

oh great another Thomas Newman stan...

 

You've been listening to a lot of Block Out lately.

u okay?

Yeah why

no reason...

 

Of course Biga Ranx.

 

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh... cool.

Have you been to Coachella?

no

Clearly.

 

Well this has been... interesting.

Let's get your final score.

 

i rezultat:

Spoiler

> Your spotify was mid-nineties-flannel-shirt-original-motion-picture-soundtrack bad.

 

> Thank your obsessions with REM and soundtrack (e.g., Thomas Newman and Cliff Martinez) for that.

 

> Unfortunately that's not all I learned:

 

You listen to these tracks too much:

Audition by Mount Kimbie
More by Dimitrije Dimitrijević
Ne Vreme by Funk Shui
Bez by Goribor
Meteori by Funk Shui

 

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

Burial
Block Out
Thomas Newman
Funk Shui
Biga Ranx

 

You are 4% basic. Oh wow Ništa ali logopedi and Dimitrije Dimitrijević! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting..

 

You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Model made Pembe Mezarlık.

 

That's it. I'm done.

I need to go sit in silence for a second.

 

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> Your spotify was studded-leather-jacket-silent-generation-80s-punk bad.

> Thank your obsessions with The Cramps, adult standards, and Agent Orange for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> sitting-alone-in-the-cafeteria bad

> new-wave bad

> rockabilly bad

> But wait, it gets worse:

You listen to these tracks too much:

  • Welcome to Cashville by Volk
  • Ночным Белградом by Gagarin Brothers
  • I Saw Three Ships by Yee Loi
  • Far from Falling by Spotlights
  • Revelator's Bottleneck by Volk

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • S.O.D. Stormtroopers of Death
  • Catl.
  • Ween
  • The Cramps
  • The Fall

You are 0% basic. Chris Harford and Catl.? Where do you even find this?.

You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like Sweetness by HotKid and Howlin' for You by The Black Keys.

Well, that was really something.

I need to go sit in silence for a second.

Shutting down.

 

Posted

Moj Spotifaj je bogumi spot-on.

Povremeno se pogubi u "missed hits" al' generalno - zna me, znam ga :happy:

Posted

love-your-npr-tote-boomer-relaxation-boomer bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Bob Dylan, mellow gold, and Van Morrison for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> midwest-classic-rock bad

> park-slope-country-music bad

> lilith-fair bad

> Unfortunately that's not all I learned:

You listen to these tracks too much:

Here's Lookin At You, Kid by The Gaslight Anthem
Hello Sunshine - Film Version by Bruce Springsteen
Moonlight Motel by Bruce Springsteen
Youngstown by Bruce Springsteen
Sundown by Bruce Springsteen
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

Bruce Springsteen
The Gaslight Anthem
Emmylou Harris
Joss Stone
Kralj Cacka
You are 0% basic. Oh wow Ana & The Changes and Ana Curcin! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting..


.... Shiit has hit the fan!

Posted

Smejem se pola sata :D

 

> Your spotify was artist-formerly-known-as-silent-generation-pure-moods bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Prince, adult standards, and Enigma for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> jazz-snob bad

> nineties-dorm-room bad

> horny-soundtrack bad

> women-of-a-certain-age-obsessed bad

> heavy-eyeliner-post-punk bad

> Here's what else I learned in that hellscape:

You listen to these tracks too much:

  • Grab 'Em by the Pyongyang by Nuclear Power Trio
  • Black Keys by Adam Ben Ezra
  • Beautiful Imperfection by Guthrie Govan
  • The Fusion Collusion by Nuclear Power Trio
  • Satisfied - Live by Prince

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • Snarky Puppy
  • Prince
  • Giulio Tampalini
  • Guru
  • Jacques Loussier Trio

You are 3% basic. Bokanté and Lee Ritenour's 6 String Theory? Where do you even find this?.

You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like Crazy by Daniela Andrade and Thing of Gold by Snarky Puppy.

Well, that was really something.

I guess the important thing is that your music makes you feel good...

Posted

Umirem da vidim Lančinu priču, al' on i nema Spotify garant, samo one njegove It's only rock'nroll čudake

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> Your spotify wasboomer-moonshinebad.

> Thank your obsessions with Fleetwood Mac and Johnny Cash for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> sausage-grinder-country bad

 

 

:kecman:

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You are 1% basic. Oh wow The Boomswagglers and Dragan Lakovic! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting..

 

 

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You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since The Good Luck Thrift Store Outfit made Goodbye My Son.

 

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> Your spotify was keeping-kylie-rich-by-buying-travis-scott-meals-escape-room-please-read-my-manuscript bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Travis Scott, escape room, and Animal Collective for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> skrt-skrt bad

> music-on-dramamine bad

> motherfucking-starboy bad

> posters-on-your-bedroom-wall-pop bad

> But wait, it gets worse:

You listen to these tracks too much:

  • coordinate by Travis Scott
  • NO HALO by BROCKHAMPTON
  • Modern Slavery by Huncho Jack
  • Saint Laurent Mask by Huncho Jack
  • Best Man by Huncho Jack

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

  • Travis Scott
  • Yves Tumor
  • JACKBOYS
  • Huncho Jack
  • Flying Lotus

You are 27% basic. You're trying to be cool with Keeley Forsyth, but your favorites are the same as everybody else's..

You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like coordinate by Travis Scott and the ends by Travis Scott.

That's it. I'm done.

Thanks for letting me see your music I guess.

Shutting down.

Posted

Fora je da ne kratite rezultat, šta ima veze? :D

 

#YOLO

Posted
30 minutes ago, Skyhighatrist said:

Umirem da vidim Lančinu priču, al' on i nema Spotify garant, samo one njegove It's only rock'nroll čudake

Ja jedva da sam okacio tri ploce sa tog sajta od kad sam vrnuo na forum :fantom: sredjujem foldere, ima tome skoro godinu i po, jos mi ostao djez.

Btw, nemam narafski Spotifaja :) niti cu imati.

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