Tpojka Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Kad su se vjencali, baba i djed se dogovorise da o bitnim stvarima odlucuje on, a o nebitnim ona. Ispostavi se da im se za 55 godina braka nista bitno nije desilo. Quote Link to comment
kr en Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Se srecata dve spodnjici v pralnem stroju.Rece prva: "A's bla na dopustu?"Druga: "Zakaj?"Prva: "K's tko rjava!" Quote Link to comment
El Guapo Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Ahahaha Sent from my x600 Quote Link to comment
slepa živana Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 mrtvi slovenački humor Quote Link to comment
Nebojsa Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 evo malo srpskog, za promenu... Quote Link to comment
ubibobi Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Kakve ribe imaju kosarkasi? do jaja Quote Link to comment
ordi Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 šta se desilo na kraju koncerta koji je karleuša održala za nezbrinutu decu? došli roditelji po decu Quote Link to comment
čekmeže Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 (edited) Imao tata dva klinca, 1 pesimistu i 1 optimistu. Za Novu godinu pesimisti pokloni voz na struju a optimisti konjsko govno. Pesimista kaže jao nemam baterije, crknuće daljinski, kako ću, šta ću... Optimista kaže tata, tata, izgleda da sam dobio ponija ali je negde otišao. Edited December 25, 2016 by čekmeže Quote Link to comment
mlatko Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Pojeo baterije pa ga zgazio poludeli voz. Govno je toksicnije nego obicno ali odlicno kao bio gorivo. takozvane Delije Grobare pokopaše. Quote Link to comment
LudiKure Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Pošla majka sina da potraži pa se javi đeneralu Draži: - Čiča Dražo, gde je moje dete? - Ma to je lako pitanje, nego, GDE JE MOJ GROB?! Quote Link to comment
ArleKino Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Han Solo is now solo. Quote Link to comment
*edited by mod Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Spoiler alert Nije, umro je pre Leje jos. Quote Link to comment
LudiKure Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 -Kaki mi se.-Jel možeš pričekati još malo ljubavi-Ne baš mi se jako kaki-Baš jako?-Da jako jako.-Ok čekaj da ga izvadim. Quote Link to comment
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