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Doselio se migrant u Zemun. Izlazi na terasu da protrese tepih. Dok to radi, prilazi mu Zemunac i pita:

- Šta je, Aladine, neće da upali, a?

 

sad ga Deki Pantelić pročito na S1-radijou.

ne pitajte jel dobar S1, kida!

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One day, on a passenger steamship, the engine broke down. The crew is frantically trying to fix it, but nobody can tell what is wrong. After a while, in desperation, the captain asks the passengers whether anyone is an experienced technician.

 

One of the passengers steps up and agrees to take a look at the problem. He examines the engine carefully for a few minutes, then pulls out a hammer, gives the engine a light whack - and lo, and behold, it springs back to life!

 

A few days later, the captain receives the invoice. The engineer wants $1001! Slightly outraged, the captain writes back, demanding an itemized list to justify the cost.

 

“1 hit with a hammer - $1”

“Knowing where to hit - $1000”

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