September 8, 20168 yr Doselio se migrant u Zemun. Izlazi na terasu da protrese tepih. Dok to radi, prilazi mu Zemunac i pita: - Šta je, Aladine, neće da upali, a? sad ga Deki Pantelić pročito na S1-radijou. ne pitajte jel dobar S1, kida!
September 8, 20168 yr Samo da se pohvalim da je ovaj autorski :)Dobar. Podsjeća na onaj koji počinje sa "Šta kaže suši Vranjanac sušiju Japancu?"
September 8, 20168 yr pa da, taman odskače od ostatka strane. :P ne zanima me, raja je odlucila i strana kida!
September 9, 20168 yr One day, on a passenger steamship, the engine broke down. The crew is frantically trying to fix it, but nobody can tell what is wrong. After a while, in desperation, the captain asks the passengers whether anyone is an experienced technician. One of the passengers steps up and agrees to take a look at the problem. He examines the engine carefully for a few minutes, then pulls out a hammer, gives the engine a light whack - and lo, and behold, it springs back to life! A few days later, the captain receives the invoice. The engineer wants $1001! Slightly outraged, the captain writes back, demanding an itemized list to justify the cost. “1 hit with a hammer - $1” “Knowing where to hit - $1000”
September 23, 20168 yr Pita baba dedu: - Deda, idem napolje. Da obučem brus ili ne? - Obuci, blato je.
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