Vicovi

[Lancia]

ne znam na kojoj sam strani, ali kida

na pogresnoj, vidis da nema Milogleda.

[koksy]

Doselio se migrant u Zemun. Izlazi na terasu da protrese tepih. Dok to radi, prilazi mu Zemunac i pita:

- Šta je, Aladine, neće da upali, a?

 

sad ga Deki Pantelić pročito na S1-radijou.

ne pitajte jel dobar S1, kida!

[Miralem]

ja mislio koksi ispricao vic :(

[Tpojka]

Samo da se pohvalim da je ovaj autorski :)

Dobar. Podsjeća na onaj koji počinje sa "Šta kaže suši Vranjanac sušiju Japancu?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[vladavsnarod]

pa da, taman odskače od ostatka strane. :P

ne zanima me, raja je odlucila i strana kida!

[Timmy]

Zašto muškarci nemaju strije?

 

 

Zato što je to ružno.

:D

[Tpojka]

One day, on a passenger steamship, the engine broke down. The crew is frantically trying to fix it, but nobody can tell what is wrong. After a while, in desperation, the captain asks the passengers whether anyone is an experienced technician.

 

One of the passengers steps up and agrees to take a look at the problem. He examines the engine carefully for a few minutes, then pulls out a hammer, gives the engine a light whack - and lo, and behold, it springs back to life!

 

A few days later, the captain receives the invoice. The engineer wants $1001! Slightly outraged, the captain writes back, demanding an itemized list to justify the cost.

 

“1 hit with a hammer - $1”

“Knowing where to hit - $1000”

[aram]

Ova strana kida

odlican!

[Reaktor]

[Quizmaster]

Kako Novak Đoković doziva mačku? Mats, mats, mats...

[LudiKure]

ppproba kida a vicovi se vole.

[hazard]

Sede dve Bajage i razgovaraju.

Jedan veruje, drugi ne veruje

[Šumejker-Levi 9]

Pita baba dedu:

- Deda, idem napolje. Da obučem brus ili ne?

- Obuci, blato je.

[urkozamanje]

Sede dve Bajage i razgovaraju.

Jedan veruje, drugi ne veruje

:D

[ordi]

Sede dve Bajage i razgovaraju.

Jedan veruje, drugi ne veruje