Stand Up

[Mil@n]

On 1. 4. 2024. at 17:43, Patty Lee said:

Ovo obnavljam jednom godišnje.

 

Ovo nije ceo bit, ladno je isečen deo gde roustuje Džejms Franka 

 

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And now I come to you, James Franco.

You're welcome.

 

And no one can argue with your integrity as an actor. From jerking off next to a boulder to sucking a gun like a dick, you are truly the Jimmy Stewart of today.

But I know it hasn't always been easy for you, James.

You overcame a crippling childhood affliction known as dumb face. But you never let that interfere with your dream of making dog-shit movies... and explicitly gay Gucci ads.

And the Oscars.
…the Oscars.

 

Look, I don't even watch the Oscars anymore, but everyone was calling me.

"The kid is making a mockery of your night."

But you did the impossible: You made me like Anne Hathaway!

I made sure she won every single fucking award for that "les mis" theater-camp bullshit because of what you put her through, you lazy dick!

 

But things are looking up!

Yeah, yeah.

Your upcoming film that you wrote and directed is an adaptation of William Faulkner's “As I Lay Dying."

- (audience cheering)

- Oh…

They got the Faulkner crowd in here. Well, I'm very excited for that, James. And I must say, you know, if you...

 

(snoring)

 

It's gonna suck, James.

I'm worried about you. I'm really fuckin' worried about you. You know how when people talk about John Wilkes Booth, they go, "you know, he used to be an actor." I feel like you're going down that road!

You're gonna start a forest fire that kills 20 people while making an experimental Vine video. And from then on people are gonna say, "did you know, that fucking psycho used to act?"

I just don't know what you're doing. I gave you a chance to be a movie star, make money, hang out with the spider guy. And you said, "naw, I wanna be an artist."

 

Well, I'll tell you what I told Richard Grieco 20 years ago... "play ball, you squinty fuck or you will disappear!"

And poof! He's gone!

And you're next, Franco!

So what I need from you, James, are hits, like when you played the bad guy in "21 jump street."

Oh wait, that wasn't you.

That was your less-retarded younger brother Dave!

Dave.

That sounds like a made-up brother name: Dave.

"Hey, James Franco's got a brother."

"What's his name, Dave Franco?"

 

In closing:
Give me hits, drop the artist shit, take your money and fuck off!

I hope you enjoyed your roast.

I can't wait to see your shitty documentary about it.

Good night.

 

 

Izgleda da je isečen po celom youtube, ali ima na tik tok-u.

 

Meni je Hejder bog otac, jedno vreme sam gledao sve živo i mrtvo u vezi njega. Ludak i neverovatan imitator. Smešan, jako smešan...

 

https://www.tiktok.com/@full.celebs/video/7123707364385115397

[pariah]

 

[Vapad]

Dva cowdworkera koja su mi baš baš prijala, pa je algoritam načinio da ih vidim u fidu stalno.

 

Jeff Arcuri

 

 

 

i mladjani Matt Rife koji je dobio i specijal na netfliksu, moram pogledati..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT:

A Bill Burr valjda sprema ili je već spremio nov specijal, nadam se ali i strepim, pre par godina sam prestao gotovo decenijsko praćenje podkasta, tek ponekad pustim, zadnji specijal mu je bio slabiji a i filmovi mi ne leže, ali ga cenim jako te će se gledati.

Edited August 17 by Vapad

[napadaj]

On 14. 8. 2024. at 16:56, Shan Jan said:

Bill Bur in Philly, nakon sto je publika satima terorisala njegove prethodnike komicare:

 

 

 

Ovo gledam, odnosno slušam 3-4 puta godišnje otkako sam ga otkrio. Fantastičan tip.

[nisam ja]

 

[autsajder]

Riki Džervejz mi lajkovao fazon na svom Fejsbuku. Osim ako mu nalog vodi menadžer. Ili žena ili ker.

[Indy]

 

[Klara]

Billy!!! Bila sam zaljubljena u njega u ''Mrs Brown''.  

#oversharing

 

Žao mi je što ima Parkinsonovu.

[Indy]

 

[Indy]

 

[Patty Lee]

Ne znam što, ugl, setila sam se ovoga danas.

 

And while they’re all talking, America comes in and very gradually builds Starbucks around them.

[Desmond Bojčinski]

Pratite li Dragoša? 

 

https://www.dragoscomedy.com/

[makondo]

Nastupao u Beogradu par puta,a teme su nam kulturološki bliske jer blizina ....

[Lord Stef]

On 20. 8. 2024. at 16:07, Indy said:

 

 

Ubedljivo najveci svih vremena, ostali neka se poredjaju kako im volja. Wildebeest i Old lady on the bus sam gledao toliko puta da sam sad presao na gledanje reakcija Amerikanaca koji prvi put gledaju te klipove 

[Patty Lee]

Umro link.

Aj em sori.

Edited September 30 by Patty Lee