BrExit?

[Marvin (Paranoid Android)]

Kakav mamojebač

[Paul]

ako sam dobro ispratio, docekao je terezu sa rijecima, parafraziram, spremni smo pomoc...premijer clanice eu, pa bio to i luxemburg, moze mu se 

[Marvin (Paranoid Android)]

 

Brexit definisan u dva minuta.

[roksi]

 

Quote

LEAVER: I want an omelette.

REMAINER: Right. It’s just we haven’t got any eggs.

LEAVER: Yes, we have. There they are.

[HE POINTS AT A CAKE]

REMAINER: They’re in the cake.

LEAVER: Yes, get them out of the cake, please.

REMAINER: But we voted in 1974 to put them into a cake.

LEAVER: Yes, but that cake has got icing on it. Nobody said there was going to be icing on it.

REMAINER: Icing is good.

LEAVER: And there are raisins in it. I don’t like raisins. Nobody mentioned raisins. I demand another vote.

DAVID CAMERON ENTERS.

DAVID CAMERON: OK.

DAVID CAMERON SCARPERS.

LEAVER: Right, where’s my omelette?

REMAINER: I told you, the eggs are in the cake.

LEAVER: Well, get them out.

EU: It’s our cake.

JEREMY CORBYN: Yes, get them out now.

REMAINER: I have absolutely no idea how to get them out. Don’t you know how to get them out?

LEAVER: Yes! You just get them out and then you make an omelette.

REMAINER: But how?! Didn’t you give this any thought?

LEAVER: Saboteur! You’re talking eggs down. We could make omelettes before the eggs went into the cake, so there’s no reason why we can’t make them now.

THERESA MAY: It’s OK, I can do it.

REMAINER: How?

THERESA MAY: There was a vote to remove the eggs from the cake, and so the eggs will be removed from the cake.

REMAINER: Yeah, but…

LEAVER: Hang on, if we take the eggs out of the cake, does that mean we don’t have any cake? I didn’t say I didn’t want the cake, just the bits I don’t like.

EU: It’s our cake.

REMAINER: But you can’t take the eggs out of the cake and then still have a cake.

LEAVER: You can. I saw the latest Bake Off and you can definitely make cakes without eggs in them. It’s just that they’re horrible.

REMAINER: Fine. Take the eggs out. See what happens.

LEAVER: It’s not my responsibility to take the eggs out. Get on with it.

REMAINER: Why should I have to come up with some long-winded incredibly difficult chemical process to extract eggs that have bonded at the molecular level to the cake, while somehow still having the cake?

LEAVER: You lost, get over it.

THERESA MAY: By the way, I’ve started the clock on this.

REMAINER: So I assume you have a plan?

THERESA MAY: Actually, back in a bit. Just having another election.

REMAINER: Jeremy, are you going to sort this out?

JEREMY CORBYN: Yes. No. Maybe.

EU: It’s our cake.

LEAVER: Where’s my omelette? I voted for an omelette.

REMAINER: This is ridiculous. This is never going to work. We should have another vote, or at least stop what we’re doing until we know how to get the eggs out of the cake while keeping the bits of the cake that we all like.

LEAVER/MAY/CORBYN: WE HAD A VOTE. STOP SABOTAGING THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE. EGGSIT MEANS EGGSIT.

REMAINER: Fine, I’m moving to France. The cakes are nicer there.

LEAVER: You can’t. We’ve taken your freedom of movement.

 

 

[Gandalf]

On 14.12.2018. at 9:08, Marvin (Paranoid Android) said:

Uz dužan izuzetak britanskoj javnoj službi verovatno, ovdašnji politički krem je gomila tako nesposobnih mandrila da je pravo čudo da celo ostrvo odavno nije potonulo.

https://www.economist.com/britain/2018/12/13/across-the-world-anglophilia-is-giving-way-to-anglobemusement

Britain was thought to have a Rolls-Royce government. This reputation was so solid that the EU’s Brexit negotiators initially wondered if the incompetence of their British counterparts was a clever ruse to lull foreigners into a false sense of security. No longer: it turns out that the Rolls-Royce is more of a Morris Minor.

...

The biggest worry is not that the world’s view of Britain is changing. It is that this darker view of Britain is more realistic than the previous one. The Brexit vote could almost have been designed to reveal long-festering problems with the country: an elite educational system that puts too much emphasis on confidence and bluff and not enough on expertise; a political system that selects its leaders from a self-involved Oxbridge clique; a London-focused society that habitually ignores the worries of the vast mass of British people; and a Conservative Party that promotes so many pompous mediocrities. The reason Brexit is doing so much damage is not just that it is a mistake. It is a reckoning.

Edited December 18, 2018 by Gandalf

[jms_uk]

Eh, da je bar Morris Minor.

Sad je vise kao Reliant Robin...


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[Max Morlock]

Nije da sam fan čoveka ali nisam živ da ovo pišanje po sirotinji™ nazovem "Jeremy spoke in class today… "

 

Spoiler

 

 

Što se Tereze tiče, njima više ni znanje i umeće Tereze Orlovski više ne može da pomogne

 

[Marvin (Paranoid Android)]

Mail journalist ejected from Irish embassy over shouts of 'Brexit'

 

Srbizacija Britanije napreduje odlično.

[Marvin (Paranoid Android)]

 

Neverovatno.

 

Ako se bira između samo dve opcije među celom populacijom, Remain ili najhardkor No Deal izlazak, Remain vodi za 10 poena. Blagi rast, koji je u skladu sa, well, zdravim razumom.

 

Ako se bira između samo dve opcije među članovima torijevaca, 76% podržava No Deal, samo 18% Remain. Insanity.

 

 

[Gandalf]

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/increasing-number-of-tory-mps-considering-no-deal-brexit-as-a-viable-plan-b_uk_5c2f6bbce4b0407e908ad874

An increasing number of Tory MPs and voters are coming round to the idea of backing a no-deal Brexit, several party sources have told HuffPost UK, in a shift which could have serious implications if Theresa May’s deal is blocked.

...

“We won’t be able to get certain foods like bananas or tomatoes but it’s not like we won’t be able to eat. And we’ll be leaving at a time when British produce is beginning to come into season so it’s the best possible time to leave with no deal.”

Edited January 4, 2019 by Gandalf

[Paul]

majko mila  

 

odoh sadit ustipke 

Edited January 4, 2019 by Paul

[Gandalf]

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/dec/22/frankie-boyle-review-2018-forget-brexit

I say, let’s forget the worries of Brexit for a week or two, and just enjoy our last Christmas with running water. Brexit has many downsides, but I think it will be nice for the Irish to watch a British famine.

[Paul]

don't panic

 

glasanje dakle 15.01.

 

ostane mjesec i pol da se organizuje proslava, sasvim dovoljno 

[Paul]

kontam da ce se slavit nezavisnost, ili?

[Roger Sanchez]