Trump this!

[Roger Sanchez]

Clint Eastwood would like everyone to 'just f—ing get over' Donald Trump's comments

August 3, 2016

 

 

It has been four years since Clint Eastwood had a conversation with an empty chair at Mitt Romney's Republican National Convention, and while he calls the incident "silly" now, he has an explanation for it.

"I was standing backstage and I'm hearing everybody say the same thing: 'Oh, this guy's a great guy,'" the actor and director told Esquire's Michael Hainey. "I've got to say something more." Eastwood said he heard "an old Neil Diamond thing and he's going, 'And no one heard at all / Not even the chair.' And I'm thinking, 'That's Obama. ' He doesn't go to work. He doesn't go down to Congress and make a deal. What the hell's he doing sitting in the White House? If I were in that job, I'd get down there and make a deal."

Eastwood had a lot to say about politics today. He believes, for example, that Donald Trump is "onto something, because secretly, everybody's getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That's the kiss-ass generation we're in right now. We're really in a pussy generation." He said "we see people accusing people of being racist and all kinds of stuff," but when he was growing up eight decades ago, "those things weren't called racist."    Trump's comments about Judge Gonzalo Curiel's Mexican heritage were "dumb," he added, but "the press and everybody's going, 'Oh, well, that's racist,' and they're making a big hoodoo out of it. Just f—ing get over it. It's a sad time in history."    Eastwood made it clear he has not endorsed anyone in the 2016 election, but between Trump and Hillary Clinton, he'd "have to go for Trump... you know, 'cause she's declared that she's gonna follow in Obama's footsteps." For more of Eastwood's musings, visit Esquire. Catherine Garcia

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[ObiW]

Ako primecujes, uopste nisam ulazio u closed/semiopen/open primary problematiku. Niti sam spominjao independents.

Znam. Krenuo si da igras fudbal, poneo si jajastu loptu, i kad si dosao na teren poceo si da se bunis protiv pravila. 

[Prospero]

Some funny shit :D
 
 
 
 

Donald Trump and a C.I.A. Officer Walk Into a Room

Nicholas Kristof
AUG. 4, 2016

 
The government is arranging classified intelligence briefings for Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump to prepare them for the White House. This longstanding practice of briefing nominees is controversial this year: Senator Harry Reid has urged the C.I.A. to give Trump a “fake” briefing, while House Speaker Paul Ryan has said Clinton can’t handle classified material. But what would a Trump briefing look like, anyway?

 

“Mr. Trump, I’m Gene Smith from the C.I.A.”
“Smith, huh? Is that your code name? You know, I know a huge amount about the C.I.A., more than most C.I.A. directors. A terrific, beautiful, very good organization.”
“Actually, Smith is my real name. Anyway, let’s get started with China and our assessment that Xi is much more aggressive than Hu.”
“She is more aggressive than who?”
“Exactly.”
“Well, I’d like to meet her. I like aggressive women. She sounds like a 10.”
“Who?”
“I don’t know. That aggressive woman.”

“I’m not sure I understand. Anyway, in China we assess with high confidence that Xi will continue this aggressive nationalistic ——”
“She sounds hot. No, I’m just joking. But, seriously, women love me.”
“Mr. Trump, Xi is a man, president of China.”
“She is a man? China’s president is trans? Boy, they’re more modern than I realized — I mean, I knew that. I know so much about China. You should see me use chopsticks! Did I ever tell you about this hot Chinese girl I once dated? She was so modern, and built like ——”
“Mr. Trump! We expect China will maintain its nationalistic claims in the South China Sea ——”
“Oh, don’t worry. I have lots of Chinese friends. I love Chinese food. Best pad Thai in the world at Trump Tower. So what’s your take, what do the Chinese think of me?”
“We assess with high confidence that the Chinese leadership wants you to win the election.”
“I’m not surprised. There are very, very bad reporters at completely and totally failing newspapers that nobody reads who say I might start a trade war. But China wants me to win the election! Amazing! So why does she want me to win, that transsexual president of theirs?”
“Xi is not trans! Xi would like you to win because alliance management is not your priority, and your presidency could lead to an unprecedented decline in U.S. influence.”
“Unprecedented! Amazing! So the Chinese think that I’d be unprecedented? Who else likes me?”
“Well, North Korea has already officially endorsed you, Mr. Trump. It called you ‘prescient’ and ‘wise.’”

“‘Present and wise!’ They love me! And Russia loves me, too. Putin and I go way back. We’re like this” — Trump knits his fingers together — “and after I’m elected I hope to finally meet him.”
“Yes, we believe that President Putin is backing you.”
“Putin the Pro. Not like Little Ukraine. Sad!”
“Well, Putin believes that NATO might collapse in your presidency and that he would have a freer hand in Ukraine and the Baltics.”
“The Baltics, I know them better than anybody! Melania is from Slovenia. Some people say I leaked those amazing pictures of her to The New York Post. Why would I do that? Did you see them? Here ——”
“Mr. Trump! And you mean the Balkans, even though Slovenia isn’t ——”
“Balkans, Baltics — I don’t get bogged down in details. I’m a strategy guy. Now what about ISIS? I know more about ISIS than the generals do. But I’d like to hear your take. Are they supporters?”
“We assess that they are supporting you in the belief that you help recruitment. Indeed, we fear that they may conduct a terror strike in hopes of helping you get elected.”

“Everybody’s supporting me! What about the Middle East? I’ll probably do a peace deal — I’m a terrific deal maker, you know that? I’ll probably get a Nobel Peace Prize to go with my new Purple Heart.”
“Well, sir, the Middle East is complicated ——”
“The Middle East is a complete and total disaster. They don’t respect us. What about nuclear weapons? If we have nukes, why not use ’em?”
“Sir, we only offer intel, not policy advice. But ——”
“Shouldn’t we just drop a few nukes on those Kurds?”
“The Kurds? In Syria, they’re our only effective ally.”
“They’re doing bad things. Very bad things. I saw it on a Sunday show."
“Oh, you mean … the Quds Force?”
“Kurds, Quds, what’s the difference? If I give the order to bomb ’em, you guys can sweat the details. Call Mike Pence.”
“But you’re running to be ——”
“Anyway, tell me about internet security. I’m a little bored. How about we hack into the phone of Miss Sweden and check out her selfies? When I’m elected I’m going to have a whole team on that. …”

 

[Takeshi]

republikanci su odlepili zbog odbijanja trampa da podrzi rajana i mekejna. na kraju ce sa demokratama aklamacijom proglasiti hilari za kraljicu. 

[3opge]

mozda bi podrzali Brnija kao republikanskog kandidata?

[ObiW]

when your horse done died, get off him.

Edited August 4, 2016 by ObiW

[Takeshi]

deda je nakon mejlova trebalo da ide kao nezavisni. ali je ipak resio da doceka mirnu penziju.

[hazard]

Znam. Krenuo si da igras fudbal, poneo si jajastu loptu, i kad si dosao na teren poceo si da se bunis protiv pravila. 

 

Smanji unos psihoaktivnih supstanci, previse haluciniras

[ObiW]

Smanji unos psihoaktivnih supstanci, previse haluciniras

A ti si potpuno bistrog uma krenuo da resavas periferne probleme, umesto sustine? Pa to je mnogo gore, jer ja cu se do zore otrezniti, a ti se neces opametiti.

[hazard]

A ti si potpuno bistrog uma krenuo da resavas periferne probleme, umesto sustine? Pa to je mnogo gore, jer ja cu se do zore otrezniti, a ti se neces opametiti.

 

kaze mi osoba koja na nesto odgovara tako sto pocinje da prica o necim sasvim levom

 

mislim, whatever

 

ako ciljas na to da je Tramp pobedio zbog otvorenih i poluotvorenih prajmerija (sto si mogao lepo da kazes tako na pocetku umesto da briljiras doskocicama), think again:

 

http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/2016/03/09/No-Closed-Primaries-Are-Not-Donald-Trump-s-Kryptonite

 

 

One enduring myth about the surging candidacy of Donald Trump is that the billionaire is benefiting from a primary calendar in which a large number of states with “open” presidential primaries are clustered at the beginning of the process.

 

But while it is true that Trump has dominated in states with open primaries, the claim that he is doing so only because non-Republicans are able to vote for him doesn’t stand up to examination. For one, he had now won the same number of closed primary states – seven – as his closest rival, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz.

 

Trump has won eight out of the nine open primary contests held so far, losing only in Minnesota, where Florida Sen. Marco Rubio won. However, in every single open primary state where Trump won, the billionaire former reality television star earned the votes of a plurality or a majority of registered Republicans. (tekst je iz marta da ne bude zabune)

 

In other words, even if the rules had been changed in those states to allow only Republicans to vote, Trump still would have won. Sometimes by a large margin. In fact, rather than help Trump, it’s arguable that open primaries in at least two states have hurt him. Senator Marco Rubio earned a larger share of Independents than Trump did in both Virginia and Vermont. In Virginia, where Trump only beat Rubio by 2.8 percentage points, the open primary actually reduced Trump’s margin of victory. Likewise in Vermont, if only registered Republicans’ votes had counted, Trump would have notched a bigger win than he ultimately did.

 

Jedini primary koji je Kasich osvojio bio je otvoren. Rubio je osvojio dva otvorena primary-a i jedan zatvoreni. Kruz je mnogo bolje prolazio na zatvorenim (8 zatvorenih, 2 otvorena). Prva Trampova pobeda je na zatvorenom primary-iju, New Hampshire. Treca takodje, Nevada. Koliko vidim ovde, Tramp je posle povlacenja poslednjih protivkandidata uzeo 7 zatvorenih prajmerija. Ukupno ih je uzeo 19 (Cruz 8, Rubio 1, Kasich 0). Sto znaci da je u trenutku Cruzovog povlacenja vodio 12-8 u zatvorenim prajmerijima. Pritom, nakon povlacenja poslednjih kandidata, ostalo je vise zatvorenih nego otvorenih i poluotvorenih prajmerija. Da je to bilo tako presudno, Cruz bi ostao u trci.

 

Jesu mnogi independents glasali za Trampa, ali su isto tako mnogi independents izlazili na rep. prajmerije gde su mogli da glasaju protiv Trampa. To kukanje na independents je samo ,,pranje" od strane nekih republikanaca, Tramp ima veliku podrsku u GOP bazi i to je cinjenica od koje se ne moze pobeci.

[Roger Sanchez]

[Weenie Pooh]

Donald & Hobbes

 

 

 

 

 

[bigvlada]

deda je nakon mejlova trebalo da ide kao nezavisni. ali je ipak resio da doceka mirnu penziju.

 

Pa, nije mu zameriti, prošli senator koji je predlagao preraspodelu dobara je imao akutno trovanje olovom. 

 

[Ariel]

Donald & Hobbes

 

 

 

 

 

neeee zašto kalvina?

[Roger Sanchez]