Lako li je dobiti drazvljanstvo?

[iDemo]

Kao sto vam mozda nije poznato od 1/Oct je uveden test za one koji zele da postanu Aus drzavljani. Uzorak testa prilazem - da vidite da li je i koliko tesko da se prezivi na istomU: 2007 Australian Citizenship test 1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse"? ___________________________________ 2. What is a bloody little beauty?? ___________________________________ 3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey? ___________________________________ 4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo." __________________________________ 5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash? ___________________________ 6. Complete the following sentences: a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ? B) You're going home in the back of a ? c) Fair crack of the ? _________________________________ 7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss __________________________________ 8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie? __________________________________ 9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl? __________________________________ 10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming? __________________________________ 11. What are the ingredients in a rissole? __________________________________ 12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam. __________________________________ 13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke? __________________________________ 14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice? __________________________________ 15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own? __________________________________ 16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot? __________________________________ 17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots? __________________________________ 18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"? __________________________________ 19. Who would you like to crack on to? __________________________________ 20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie? __________________________________ Bonus Questions 1. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool? _________________________________ 2. What does sinkin piss at a mates joint and getten para mean? _________________________________ You may copy your mates answers, please submit this back to me when you have had a fair old crack. Naravno, uz ovakva pitanja nije cudo da, posle 3 meseca cirka 20ak posto nije proshlo na ispitu:http://au.news.yahoo.com/080101/2/15er1.htmlWednesday January 2, 05:51 AM Govt to probe citizenship test failureThe federal government will review the operation of the citizenship test after figures showed a fifth of applicants failed to achieve the 60 per cent mark required to become Australian.Since it was introduced in October last year, 10,636 people have sat the citizenship test across Australia and 2,311 have failed it, Fairfax newspapers report.The 20-question multiple choice quiz tests participants on Australian history and values, and determines whether they have adequate English proficiency.Immigration Minister Chris Evans told Fairfax the government would review the test in light of the poor test results."The citizenship test should be about increasing awareness of citizens' responsibilities and, of course, of the Australian way of life," he said.The test include questions on Australia's history, geography and sport.Kao posten gradjanin ove drzave ne bih komentarisao Aus (200 godina) istorije, jos manje geografiju (i validne aspiracije prema Juznom polu plus manje validne prema moru koje spaja East Timor & obalu) a najmanje kriket i 3 vrste ragbija ( aka "sport" ) .Sve to za ovaj komad papira:A kako je kod vas??ps. jel' ima neko neki poen na testu?

[Musharaf]

A kako je kod vas??

ako se prezivaš na ić, izjaviš da si srbin i da prihvataš državu srbiju i eto radosti - dobijaš pasoš SRJ.btw, daj pravi test, a ne poznavanje australijskog slenga...koji i ne izgleda nešto preterano kreativan... Edited January 1, 2008 by Larko

[Razzmatazz]

The 20-question multiple choice quiz tests participants on Australian history and values, and determines whether they have adequate English proficiency.Immigration Minister Chris Evans told Fairfax the government would review the test in light of the poor test results."The citizenship test should be about increasing awareness of citizens' responsibilities and, of course, of the Australian way of life," he said.The test include questions on Australia's history, geography and sport.

Ajde razumem ovo za istoriju, geografiju, političko i ustavno uređenje i slične stvari, ali sport?!?! Dobro da ne traže da nabrojiš bar 25 različitih recepata za bbq sos.

[iDemo]

Ajde razumem ovo za istoriju, geografiju, političko i ustavno uređenje i slične stvari, ali sport?!?! Dobro da ne traže da nabrojiš bar 25 različitih recepata za bbq sos.

E, pa svaki 'pravi' mora da zna price iz klasicne startine o Test mecevima (kriket), shampionatima (3x ragbi) plus drugom jubilarnom plasmanu na fudbalsko SP (posle cirka 30 godina)... I tako. Zivo me zanima kako ce revizija da prodje, posebno s osvrtom sto je u medjuvremenu doslo do promene vlasti na 'saveznom' nivou.

[Razzmatazz]

Del Boy: - "Australia! Where the men are men."Uncle Albert: - "So are the women ..."Del Boy: - "What's that supposed to mean?"Uncle Albert: - "Last time I was over there, the only way you could tell the sexes, was the men spit further."

[Yossarian]

Dobro, kapiram da je persiflaža u pitanju...U Holandiji je pre dve godine za strance aspirante na imigraciju i državljanstvo uveden test o poznavanju kulture. Kada je uveden, oveća grupa poznatih Holanđana je, delimično iz zezancije, ali i radi probe, uradila taj test - i mnogi su popadali k'o kruške. Pitanja su bila debilna i često sasvim irelevantna za bilo kakvu integraciju. Delo dokonih i glupih birokrata.Da ovakva ulagivanja desničarima nisu bolesna, bila bi smešna. Edited January 2, 2008 by Yossarian

[iDemo]

Pitanja su bila debilna i često sasvim irelevantna za bilo kakvu integraciju. Delo dokonih i glupih birokrata.Da ovakva ulagivanja desničarima nisu bolesna, bila bi smešna.

Ovde su prepadali obicne ljude na ulici i slicno - sa, naravno, istim efektom. Opsta mesta su, naravno, ista - i ovde. Glupost nema ni granica ni alternative...

[расејан]

U Holandiji je pre dve godine za strance aspirante na imigraciju i državljanstvo uveden test o poznavanju kulture. Kada je uveden, oveća grupa poznatih Holanđana je, delimično iz zezancije, ali i radi probe, uradila taj test - i mnogi su popadali k'o kruške.

Једва 30% Амера је у стању да уради свој тест, који постоји већ деценијама и већ је решетан онолико пута.

[Yoyogi]

Sve to za ovaj komad papira:

Taj "komad papira" mi je omogucio da putujem i zivim dostojanstveno, kao covek, gde hocu.Primerak "testa" vise lici na troll i blizi je manifestu 10 parapsihopatolskih zapovesti nego pristupnici u drzavljanstvo neke ozbiljne zemle.

[iDemo]

Taj "komad papira" mi je omogucio da putujem i zivim dostojanstveno, kao covek, gde hocu.

Naravno. Isto i kod mene. A cenim i da smo ga obojica poshteno zaradili. Hocu da kazem, nisam nesto sentimentalan s tim u vezi. Znao sam uslove kad sam ushao u transakciju - odgovarali su (i meni i 'njima').

Primerak "testa" vise lici na troll i blizi je manifestu 10 parapsihopatolskih zapovesti nego pristupnici u drzavljanstvo neke ozbiljne zemle.

Naravno. Zato sam ga i ukljucio u temu, da ne bude preterano suvoparno.

[Yoyogi]

Naravno. Isto i kod mene. A cenim i da smo ga obojica poshteno zaradili. Hocu da kazem, nisam nesto sentimentalan s tim u vezi. Znao sam uslove kad sam ushao u transakciju - odgovarali su (i meni i 'njima').

Na jednim od srpskih demonstracija koje je Jovica Stanisic organizovao u Australiji 1992, jedan nas rundov je pred kamerama, sa Parlamentom u Kanberi u pozadini, pocepao na dvoje tu povelju o drzavljanstvu.Mozes da zamislis sa koliko su simpatija Australijanci to primili.

[iDemo]

Na jednim od srpskih demonstracija koje je Jovica Stanisic organizovao u Australiji 1992, jedan nas rundov je pred kamerama, sa Parlamentom u Kanberi u pozadini, pocepao na dvoje tu povelju o drzavljanstvu.Mozes da zamislis sa koliko su simpatija Australijanci to primili.

Takve odma' treba na test i to ne pravi nego onaj iz tacke 1...

[Yoyogi]

U Holandiji je pre dve godine za strance aspirante na imigraciju i državljanstvo uveden test o poznavanju kulture. Kada je uveden, oveća grupa poznatih Holanđana je, delimično iz zezancije, ali i radi probe, uradila taj test - i mnogi su popadali k'o kruške. Pitanja su bila debilna i često sasvim irelevantna za bilo kakvu integraciju. Delo dokonih i glupih birokrata.Da ovakva ulagivanja desničarima nisu bolesna, bila bi smešna.

Sta se bre folirate, taj test je uveden da se vlastima da diskrecija da odreknu drzavljanstvo Arapima.Sigurno ima pitanja o jednakosti polova i "navlaka" za tipove koji na test dodju sa zenom u burki - bas da vidim da li ce da "prodju" test.

[cyberwor/L/d]

U Svedskoj je dovoljno da zivis 5 godina i da nisi kriminalac. Ako zivis sa svedskim drzavljaninom onda mozes da zatrazis drzavljanstvo posle dve godine. Nikakvi testovi. Veoma jednostavno.

[ObiW]

U Svedskoj je dovoljno da zivis 5 godina i da nisi kriminalac. Ako zivis sa svedskim drzavljaninom onda mozes da zatrazis drzavljanstvo posle dve godine. Nikakvi testovi. Veoma jednostavno.

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