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15 minutes ago, Eleniko said:

Ne razumem 

aleva = olovo, jebi ga

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On 18. 5. 2024. at 15:39, aram said:

Došli jaje i kokoš kod psihijatra i sede u čekaonici. Dolazi sestra i pita “Ko je došao prvi?”

A oni u glas: “A da se nosiš ti malo u kurac!”

 

Ali jaje u glas :lolol::lolol:

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1 antički rasistički:

 

How do you call a black archeologist?

 

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A Digga

 

1 noviji šovinistički:

 

Šta kaže Srbin sa Kosova kad izgubi nevinost?

 

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Metoh i ja

 

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Šta dobiješ kada spojiš zvezdu i fmp?

 

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Srbiju!

 

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Dad why is my sister named Eleanor?

- Because your mother loves Eleanor Rigby by The Beatles

Thank you dad

- No problem You Never Give Me Your Money (Remastered 2009)

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Ide Edip putem nizbrdo, ruke u džepovima, kad eto ga odozdo nailazii Sizif, gura kamen pred sobom. Kaže ovaj:

- E, Sizife, ide'l poso?

- Ma jebi si mater, Edipe!

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Jedan ekstremno šovenski, samo za @Eleniko :D

 

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