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Kaže ćerka mami:
- Trudna sam!
- Eh, kćeri, gde ti je bila glava?
- Na haubi.

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There is an old joke about an engineer, a priest, and a doctor enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly that in frustration the three ask the greenkeeper for an explanation.

 

“That’s a group of blind firefighters,” they are told. “They lost their sight saving our clubhouse last year, so we let them play for free.”

 

The priest says, “I will say a prayer for them tonight.”

 

The doctor says, “Let me ask my ophthalmologist colleagues if anything can be done for them.”

 

And the engineer says, “Why can’t they play at night?”

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Kako si Lalo? – pita ga Panta.
Ne pitaj! K’o kera.
K’o kera!?
Da. Na Sosu ni da lanem, a na tuđu lanac da iskidam…

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Један много брадат, из несврстаних времена, посматрајући црнце: какви ли су им тек Цигани кад су они овакви?

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-Zence turi kafu.

-Nesem kupovala.

-Turi onda Nes.

:D

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Zašto je Severina smuvala Kebinog sina?

 

Zato što uvozimo meso iz EU kome je prošao rok trajanja.

 

:Jova:

Posted

"Sa kralja bakra spala je na skupljaca bakra!" :(

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:puke:

 

Za bajato meso ili skupljača bakra?

 

Ako je ovo drugo, nije frka, Keba nije Ciganin tako da nije uvredljivo.

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da, ne bi bilo loše da se ukinu vicevi zasnovani na stereotipima, nekih 80% procenjujem

Posted

ja sam za to da se osnuje neko nevladino telo koje će da se bori za tu stvar :fantom:

Posted

uu, izvini što su mi ti vicevi odvratni.

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