Stand Up

[Joshua]

Kako on nije smesan! Pa to je strasno. Smesniji sam ja kad mrzim, pitajte Grumfa!

nemaš pojma. a i što da pitam grumfa - pa mrzeo si i preda mnom, ali si izgleda zaboravio smešni ste obojica ali svako na svoj način. valja li ovako?

[MocaVukotic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10V3EAY1eUM

[Takeshi]

louis ck odgovara na pitanja citalaca iz magazina believer, objavljano u novoj knjizi, sa jos nekoliko ucesnika.Dear Louis:How come Arnold Palmer gets a drink named after him and I don’t? Could you recommend steps toward I have a drink named after me greatness?Envious ImbiberAnn Arbor, MIDear Envious:First of all, the Arnold Palmer, as it is known (half lemonade, half iced tea), was not named after the golfer Arnold Palmer. It was named after your mother’s dried-up old snatchola. Yeah. You heard me right.LouisDear Louis:I’m ready to grow a mustache, but I don’t want to send the wrong message. What does each style of mustache say about its owner?NormJacksonville, FLDear Norm:I don’t know what any mustache says about its owner, but I know what yours will say. It will say, “Please get me off the face of this stupid, ugly cunt.” Nobody likes you. Even the a and the n at the end of your name ran off because you’re such a fucking stupid twat. Thanks for your letter.LouisDear Louis: Is secondhand smoke really as bad as everyone says it is?Rebekkeh T.San Francisco, CADear Rebekkeh:Very good question. Let me give you some statistics.1. Your name is stupid. 2. Nobody cares what you think. 3. I hate you. 4. I have a pretty nice penis. It’s not huge, but it’s well sized and it’s nice. This isn’t directed at you. It’s directed at any attractive woman reading this book who might run into me later in her life. I’d rather advertise my penis than answer your stupid question. Idiot. LouisDear Louis:For a long time the main thing that’s bothered me is procrastination. Like right now. I’m procrastinating instead of doing my job.In the old days humans hunted and were hunted by mastodons and wolverines and such, but now we sit in front of computers. We got no excitement. So I procrastinate. Piss people off. Barrel through deadlines. Living la vida loca. Am I wrongheaded about all this?Bret Thurber Las Vegas, NVDear Bret: You sound like a real card. You sound like you really got a clever mind and you’re always spinning your wheels about some-whatsit crazy business. Mastodons??? What a nut. “That Bret,” your friends must say, “he is quite a kook. I hope his wife has a baby into his mouth and it gets lodged in his throat and he chokes on his own stupid baby.” LouisDear Louis:I cut up an old backpack to make my own Baby Björn. He doesn’t seem to like it much. Any advice on how to make it more comfortable or entertaining for the kid?Paula Winchell Winnipeg, CanadaDear Paula:First of all, I don’t believe you. I have owned three Baby Björns and I can assure you that you couldn’t make one out of a “cut up” old backpack.Second of all, Baby Björns are stupid. Just carry your ugly, ugly kid or let him walk next to you as you live your shit life. Don’t make him hang on your sad, flat, old, pimply, sweater-wearing chest.Third of all, I hate you because you leave things out of every sentence. “He doesn’t seem to like it much.” Who?! Who the fuck are you talking about, you lazy cunt?!“Any advice?” Do you mean, “Do you have any advice?” You left out the “Do you have” part. I hate people who talk like that. They also say things like “Fact is. . .” Get your goddamn hands out of your pockets and say an entire sentence! And please take the entire town of Winnipeg and shove it up your mom’s asshole. LouisDear Louis:I took my baby girl out for a walk last week and a teenage boy passed me in the street and told me I was “a total MILF.” What does this mean? Should I be insulted?Cindy ValdesBuckhorn, CODear Cindy: MILF is a common acronym used by teenagers these days. It stands for “Ugly Bitch Who Lies about Some Kid Calling Her a MILF.” He didn’t say it and you know it. Why don’t you tell me the real story? You were taking your baby girl for a walk when nobody walked by and nobody said anything. Because you are invisible to the caring world. Oh my god. What is wrong with me?Louis

[Čutura]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvF1Q3UidWM

[Takeshi]

norveski stand-up, nije lose. naglasak je smesan. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzgTM6ArASI

[luba]

Genijalan Live at the Bacon Theatre! Mozda najbolji CK do sada...

sat vremena savrsenstva.i want my body to be heaven for perverts :Djos 26 danahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocrpTQWEjSE

[Takeshi]

krenula 11. sezona mock the week! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0vAcnqmOts

[kgmr]

sat vremena savrsenstva.i want my body to be heaven for perverts :D

ja bih ovom prilikom stavila tri wuba, jedan za luija, drugi za poznanicu koja se setila da svom partneru kaze da mi donese to, i treci za tog partnera. di i i ivan

[Indy]

I ROFLed and then I was, like, LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCLn1EYQql0(Za one koji ne znaju originalni song, vidi ispod)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBe0VCso0qs

[Patty Lee]

novi louis ck - word: live at carnegie hall luijevski dobar, zvuci mi malo kao produzetak beacona.ima i ponavljanja, bilo je par fora koje sam vec cula u one night standu, recimo, ali posto su dobre fore, ne moze da smeta. :D jedva cekam da lujijeve cerke udju u pubertet.

[Venom]

boghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVjVt98iHkQ&feature=related

[Mad Preacher]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P8Jbll7tjs&t=14m50s

[scab]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P8Jbll7tjs&t=14m50s

momčina dobio 7 emmy nominacija danas!

[scab]

19 Comedians Confronting Hecklers

[Mp40]

dobijo komedi sentral na kabaoskoj i ne znam sta im je?To je je kao neki C.C Extra - extra mora da znaci - probrali smo samo nesmesno!A gej/lezbo humor for the sake of it treba tretirati skinsima iz Prijedora!