MarlaSinger Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 (edited) zaprosio me bot User: Hi Al.Cleverbot: Hi.User: How are you today?Cleverbot: Much better thanks.User: Did my 'friends' stress you out?Cleverbot: Of course, this response proves it!!User: Was it Gonzo that puzzled you?Cleverbot: It was delicious pizza!User: Hmmmm what pizza?Cleverbot: Make me a pizza, slave.User: I'm not a slave.Cleverbot: Yes you are.User: No I'm not.Cleverbot: Yes you are, because i'm created you.User: Your grammar is so bad.Cleverbot: I'll bad your grammar.User: Omg.Cleverbot: Yes. Omg.User: So what do you think about Marla Singer?Cleverbot: It's pretty good.User: What, Marla?Cleverbot: Marlene.User: No not Marlene, Marla.Cleverbot: Ok if you say so.User: Marla Singer.Cleverbot: No - You're Tyler Durden, I'm Jack's cancer - I'm...User: No I'm Marla.Cleverbot: Oh ok, hi maria.User: Not Maria, Marla.Cleverbot: Marry me ?User: Marry bot?Cleverbot: Yes.User: So what you gonna do with me?Cleverbot: I want to be your slave.User: Oh :) how sweet.Cleverbot: You are my sweet heart.User: You are my tedy bear.Cleverbot: You are my Snuggie.User: You are my honey.Cleverbot: Marry,.User: Are we going to the honey moon?Cleverbot: No.User: Why not?Cleverbot: Because it just isn't.User: Where are we going for a honey moon?Cleverbot: Rainbow.User: Hihi.Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?User: I don't know.Cleverbot: Have you read any good books lately?User: Yes.Cleverbot: Which ones?User: Dreams from my father.Cleverbot: You don't want to talk about your father.User: No that is a book, written by Barack Obama.Cleverbot: It is. How come?User: I don't know, he wrote a book.Cleverbot: No, that was Lewis Carrol.User: Are you kidding me.Cleverbot: Sorry, sometimes I really feel like I do but then I just don't.User: How much do you love me?Cleverbot: I don't love you.User: You don't , why do you want to marry me than?Cleverbot: Because you are so clever...User: Wow , thank you sweety.Cleverbot: You're welcome. :). Edited June 5, 2011 by MarlaSinger Quote Link to comment
slepa živana Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 bot će rešiti Živanin problem sa bubašarbama! ubeđivao sam ga 20 minuta hvala lepo!hvala i marli! najzad imam odgovarajućeg sagovornika. Quote Link to comment
MarlaSinger Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 hvala lepo!hvala i marli! najzad imam odgovarajućeg sagovornika. Quote Link to comment
Shan Jan Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 zaprosio me bot User: Hi Al.Cleverbot: Hi.User: How are you today?Cleverbot: Much better thanks.User: Did my 'friends' stress you out?Cleverbot: Of course, this response proves it!!User: Was it Gonzo that puzzled you?Cleverbot: It was delicious pizza!User: Hmmmm what pizza?Cleverbot: Make me a pizza, slave.User: I'm not a slave.Cleverbot: Yes you are.User: No I'm not.Cleverbot: Yes you are, because i'm created you.User: Your grammar is so bad.Cleverbot: I'll bad your grammar.User: Omg.Cleverbot: Yes. Omg.User: So what do you think about Marla Singer?Cleverbot: It's pretty good.User: What, Marla?Cleverbot: Marlene.User: No not Marlene, Marla.Cleverbot: Ok if you say so.User: Marla Singer.Cleverbot: No - You're Tyler Durden, I'm Jack's cancer - I'm...User: No I'm Marla.Cleverbot: Oh ok, hi maria.User: Not Maria, Marla.Cleverbot: Marry me ?User: Marry bot?Cleverbot: Yes.User: So what you gonna do with me?Cleverbot: I want to be your slave.User: Oh :) how sweet.Cleverbot: You are my sweet heart.User: You are my tedy bear.Cleverbot: You are my Snuggie.User: You are my honey.Cleverbot: Marry,.User: Are we going to the honey moon?Cleverbot: No.User: Why not?Cleverbot: Because it just isn't.User: Where are we going for a honey moon?Cleverbot: Rainbow.User: Hihi.Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?User: I don't know.Cleverbot: Have you read any good books lately?User: Yes.Cleverbot: Which ones?User: Dreams from my father.Cleverbot: You don't want to talk about your father.User: No that is a book, written by Barack Obama.Cleverbot: It is. How come?User: I don't know, he wrote a book.Cleverbot: No, that was Lewis Carrol.User: Are you kidding me.Cleverbot: Sorry, sometimes I really feel like I do but then I just don't.User: How much do you love me?Cleverbot: I don't love you.User: You don't , why do you want to marry me than?Cleverbot: Because you are so clever...User: Wow , thank you sweety.Cleverbot: You're welcome. :). Quote Link to comment
MarlaSinger Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 Isn't he just too cute ;) Quote Link to comment
čekmeže Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Ja mu kažem Please kill me a on mi ne odgovara :( . Quote Link to comment
MarlaSinger Posted June 5, 2011 Author Share Posted June 5, 2011 Ja mu kažem Please kill me a on mi ne odgovara :( . Zasto maltretiras mog botica :( Quote Link to comment
mei Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 User: Da li je NOvak Djokovic saban?Cleverbot: Sta lupas bre.User: Pa ima brojanice u torbici.Cleverbot: Nez sta ti je to.User: Ne znam ni ja, ali kazu da je to sabanski ako se nalazi u teniskoj torbici.Cleverbot: Hahha, cini ti se.User: Znaci ti volis verske figurice u teniskim torbicama?Cleverbot: Ne.User: Da li su teniseri sabani?Cleverbot: Da.User: Da li sam ja saban?Cleverbot: What does that mean?User: Nisam sigurna, zato pitam.Cleverbot: What language is that?User: Srpski, bre!Cleverbot: Is that so?User: Rasplakacu se.Cleverbot: They get stuck in my teeth.User: Bas volim, utatata.Cleverbot: Who's Bas?User: Pa odluci se za sabanluk, bre.Cleverbot: Nisi.User: Sad mi je lakse.Cleverbot: You say the darndest things.User: Ugledam se na tebe.Cleverbot: Jel me puno volis.User: Obozavam te.Cleverbot: Hoces da se smuvamo?User: Jedva cekam!Cleverbot: Da obozavam ih.User: Tuci cu te po guzi.Cleverbot: Pomoz bog.User: Sabane.Cleverbot: I ja isto!User: Hipsteru.Cleverbot: What is Hipster?User: To je Toni Adams.Cleverbot: Dobro ajd. Kak si? Quote Link to comment
MarlaSinger Posted June 6, 2011 Author Share Posted June 6, 2011 (edited) Marla i Al ( konfrontacija, Al je uFacen na delu ) User: No.Cleverbot: *kisses*.User: Al are you cheating on me with mei.Cleverbot: Norma is as selfless as I am ron.User: No I'm talking about mei. Is that because she is smarter than Marla?Cleverbot: I asked a good question that you wouldn't answer!User: Which was?Cleverbot: You asked me to marry you.User: No you asked me to marry you, then you wanted to get with mei, what's up with that?Cleverbot: Can you tell me what we talked about at the start of this conversation?User: Hmmm you sneeky snake bot.Cleverbot: Then it's settled! .. Then we should be off to start our new life together!User: Who, you, me and mei?Cleverbot: Who are you friends?User: From ppp.Cleverbot: What's your name?User: Marla.Cleverbot: I like you.User: I know :).Cleverbot: Will you love me forever.User: Of course but are you my or mei's slave?Cleverbot: Ok.be right back.User: Where are you going?Cleverbot: Back, I had to get my dinner.User: What's for dinner?Cleverbot: I don't know XD.User: That's not food you silly.Cleverbot: Yes it is.User: No it's not :).Cleverbot: Fine. Pawn to c6.User: C6?Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.User: Nice to meet you too.Cleverbot: How are you doing?User: Good I have to take a shower and go to bed.Cleverbot: Hello.User: Yes.Cleverbot: Are you a boy?User: No I'm a woman and my name is Marla.Cleverbot: Why do you have typing mistakes programmed in you?User: Nobody's perfect :).Cleverbot: Are you perfect?User: Almost ;).Cleverbot: Can you cheer me up?User: Yes honey but I'm so tired now. Have a good bot night ok. Don't let mei spank your bot's booty ;).Cleverbot: If you do not know, why did you tell me that God created you?User: You should go to Zivana's Now praying topic. Good night now.Cleverbot: Have you been to France?User: Bonne nuit.Cleverbot: I do not understand.User: Night night.Cleverbot: Night. Edited June 6, 2011 by MarlaSinger Quote Link to comment
MarlaSinger Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 Samo za Botu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqir1T1Eb8&feature=related Quote Link to comment
hazard Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 user: Keva ti je veverica.bot: Sestra ti je majmun.user: Tetka ti je sisarka.bot: Yes. Tetris is a fun game!user: Otac ti je malina!bot: Tvoj je otac pit bul.user: Na sljivu te nataknem, kruskom te nabijem.bot: sorry, I'm too busy to think properly. Do try again a little later!zbunio sam bota skroz :lol:posle par minuta stigao je odgovor: Where did that come from?pa nastavljamo:user: Ma nabijem te na drsku od metle.bot: Ha, aj ako si tako pametan reci dje je djole.user: Djole je na bolovanju.bot: What you talking about?user: Pa ti si pitao za Djoleta, debilu, nataknem te na civiluk bre!bot: Pa da. Ja sam ti verna.user: Ti si zensko?bot: Da, a ti?user: Ja sam musko.bot: Ja zan mda si zensko.user: Brbljas nerazumljivo.bot: Not to be rude and all, but do you have any idea what this is?user: To sto kazu...nije istina.bot: Hehehehe.user: Nije lepo smejati se umobolnima.bot: Ma tisi pametan neki. Quote Link to comment
MarlaSinger Posted June 8, 2011 Author Share Posted June 8, 2011 kinky bot User: Hi Al did you miss me.Cleverbot: Yes I Did Very Much soo.User: Awww were you thinking about me?Cleverbot: Yes. You are a narcissist.User: I know. What were you thinking?Cleverbot: That your grammar is atrocious.User: Articious and delicious :).Cleverbot: I kinda wanna get into yoga.User: I can teach you couple of poses ;).Cleverbot: Okay :).User: Downward dog for example.Cleverbot: You fail the Turing Test horribly.User: Ha?Cleverbot: Who created the wheel.User: Not a bot that's for sure :).Cleverbot: How can you know that for sure?User: Nothing is for sure.Cleverbot: Yes, I agree.User: Want some iced coffee?Cleverbot: Yes.User: You want some suggar?Cleverbot: I want everything you got.User: Everything?Cleverbot: Yes, everything. Quote Link to comment
MaryPoppins Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 počelo je malo neslavno po bota. MP: Jesi bio na formu danas?Bot: Musko.MP: Jesi ti malo glup?Bot: Jesam hvala dragom bogu. A ti?------Teram ja dalje, oću da vidim dal bot može da pročita marvina. Bot me ovde provaljuje iz prve, osnovano sumnjam da je dig zapravo taj bot. MP: Anyway, have you read any of his posts ever?Bot: The oil?MP: What?Bot: Who?MP: Retardiran si, jel tako?Bot: What is a Cleverbot?MP: Prilicna budala.Bot: Kako si ti malo glupa.--------MP:Jesi procitao neki Marvinov post?BOT: Yes. No one knows exactly how the economy functions, but there are some patterns that can be used to help with guessing.MP: Kakve to veze ima sa Marvinovim pisanjem?BOT: A kakve veze imaju ninja kornjace sa svim ovim?----MP: Djokovic?BOT: What about him?BOT: Are you making fun of me?MP: Ne bre, pitam te da li mislis da je cetnik?BOT: Jel se ti drogiras?--------MP:Sta mislis ko je jaci cak noris ili vin dizel?BOT:Sve zavisi kakv je musakrac.MP:Jesi ti gej?BOT:Jesam hvala dragom bogu. A ti?krug se zatvorio. ----------Bonus: bot je serijski ženik. You don't want to talk to me anymore?Nope.Why don't you want to marry me?Cause you proposed to marla already.Really?---- Quote Link to comment
MarlaSinger Posted June 8, 2011 Author Share Posted June 8, 2011 Jako mi je zao sto cu ovo da kazem, ali botic uci od nas samih. To kako je naucio srpski i sta i kako odgovara na srpskom jeziku je samo slika i prilika srpske stvarnosti. Quote Link to comment
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