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Ovi su sigurno bili, ali ispricacu ih

Bundi se svidela vaga i krene da joj se udvara, a vaga kaze ja sam samo vagabundo, mene ljubit, to je ludo

 

Ako je goran karan, a dino radja, kako je edo majka

 

Bili masa i medved u kolibi, neko kuca na vrata, mesved otvori, na vratima tito i kaze meni treba masa

A sta ste vi masi

Ja sam masinbravar

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24 minutes ago, shimpr said:

Ovi su sigurno bili, ali ispricacu ih

Bundi se svidela vaga i krene da joj se udvara, a vaga kaze ja sam samo vagabundo, mene ljubit, to je ludo

 

autor ovog vica je Quizmaster.

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3 hours ago, Leia said:

- Zdravo, imate li Nes?
- Konobar:
- Nemamo.
- Znači, ko pita Nes kita?! 🙄

 

:Jova:

 

Ovo me podseti na vic kad Leskovcanin kaze zeni:"Zeno turi kafu!"

"Pa nesam kupila"

"Pa Nes mi i turi!"

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13 hours ago, aram said:

Mene na moj omiljeni

Gost na vratima kafane, negde u CG:

- Radi li roštilj?

Kelner:

- Jok vala, samo ja i Vesko.

:lol: ja obožavam crnogorske

a jel se sećaš onog, što nijesi glavu kvasila :lol:

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sad me setiste :D 

ovo nije vic, al moze da bude

 

Stariji par provodi leto u Tivtu i vise puta navraca u isti restoran, dal rucak, dal vecera.

Traze meni, a konobar na to : "A jado, juce si ga gledao pola sata, sta ce ti opet"

 

 

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