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Sa fb neki fake chat, gistro neki pakistanci,  indijci, šta li su.

 

- hoću da budem milioner, kao moj ujka

- tvoj ujka je milioner?

- ne, i on hoće da bude milioner

 

 

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Producent pita muzičara: Šta ti sviraš?

Muzičar kaže: "Violinu u kvartetu..."

Producent: "pa koliko vas ima u tom kvartetu?"  
 

“Trojica - brat i ja.”

 

(omiljeni vic mog dede, znači star bar 50-60 godina)

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Podsetio si me na ovaj stari vic:

 

 

Pitao šamar budalu: "Zašto mi se smeješ?", a budala odgovorila:

 

Spoiler

"Zato što ti stvarno misliš da si mi otac."

 

 

 

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