precog Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 gmaz. porasto je, nije vise nejac. Quote Link to comment
Aleksija Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 24 minutes ago, precog said: gmaz. porasto je, nije vise nejac. pardon. lurkuje li barem, da ga pozdravim? Quote Link to comment
precog Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 ne skida se sa ppp, ali mu je cojstvo povrijedjeno i sad muci ka neki nesoj. 2 2 Quote Link to comment
JozoMujica Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 Pozvao Piroćanac hotlajn - Alo, jel to hotlajn? Sa druge strane mazni glas: - Jeste dušo, sve ću učiniti za tebe... - E, super, ajd pozovi ti mene. Quote Link to comment
Ajant23 Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 - Gde ste pičke? - pitala pičketina. - Gde ste kurčići? - pitala kurčina. - Gde si sada? - pitala pametnica. Quote Link to comment
Tpojka Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 - Hello, I'm here for a job interview. - Great, and do you have experience? - Yes, this is my 20th interview. Quote Link to comment
Caligula Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 On 31.3.2021. at 3:56, Ajant23 said: - Gde ste pičke? - pitala pičketina. - Gde ste kurčići? - pitala kurčina. - Gde si sada? - pitala pametnica. ne razumem 3 Quote Link to comment
Ajant23 Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Zašto je seks precenjen? Spoiler Zato što penis i pička nisu nebeska tela. Quote Link to comment
shimpr Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Ajante imas 23 godine, dosta si se zajebavo, vreme je da odrastes 1 Quote Link to comment
Ajant23 Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Lako je @Moća kada mu je ortak dr Dulitl, pa te razume... Quote Link to comment
Zli Gli Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Kako se zove siromasna pena? Poor penaSent from my SM-G973F using Tapatalk 1 2 Quote Link to comment
Bujodrag Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Šeta krava kroz voćnjak i vidi drugu kravu na drvetu višnje. - Šta radiš gore bre? - Jedem šljive. - 'Ajde ne lupaj, otkud šljive na višnji? - Ja ponela. 2 Quote Link to comment
banatjanin Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Hm... Znam drugačiju verziiju, zapravo je vrlo suptilan, mentalitetski i dobar vic, veoma star. Lala na drvetu, prolazi Panta i pita: - Ej, Lalo, šta radiš gore? - Jem trešanja... - Aj ne mlati, otkud trešnje na dudu? - Pa iz štanicle... 1 Quote Link to comment
Bujodrag Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Odličan! Meni se ova moja verzija svidja jer je malo bizar i treba ga ispričati opušteno, kao da je sasvim normalno da se krava popne na drvo a druga da je propituje. I par meni bliskih ljudi pamte taj vic već više od deset godina i prepričavaju ga. 1 Quote Link to comment
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