slepa živana Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 ćustendil zvuči satanističkije 1 1 Quote Link to comment
adam Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 zove pirocanac s prozora dete na rucak - stojce, aj si u kucu da rucas dete odgovara - necu bre, jeo sam kod komsiju pirocanac - leleeeeee, ovo neje dete, ovo je zlato! 6 Quote Link to comment
Filozof manijak Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 - Šta radi Cecin dečko? - Nemam pojma... - Jebe nam kevu! Quote Link to comment
pt 2.0 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 (obožavam ruski jezik) 1 1 Quote Link to comment
dragance Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 20 hours ago, pt 2.0 said: (obožavam ruski jezik) Moze li prevod. Razumeo sam svaku desetu rec, ako i toliko Quote Link to comment
pt 2.0 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, dragance said: Moze li prevod. Razumeo sam svaku desetu rec, ako i toliko je l me zezaš? pa imaš titl na srpskom.... 1 Quote Link to comment
dragance Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, pt 2.0 said: je l me zezaš? pa imaš titl na srpskom.... Ima titl?? 1 Quote Link to comment
dragance Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Odlican vic (kad sam ukljucio titlove) 1 Quote Link to comment
pt 2.0 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 1 minute ago, dragance said: Odlican vic (kad sam ukljucio titlove) obični ljudi čitaju viceve, draganče ih stvara. 1 Quote Link to comment
levi Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 opa Rusi slušaju kontrakviz Quote Link to comment
borris_ Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Bolje rusi pricaju. Quote Link to comment
Tpojka Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Izgleda da bolje i piju. Quote Link to comment
kr en Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Za vse moške, ki rešujete križanke, največji tič na 3 črke ni MOJ, ampak NOJ! 2 Quote Link to comment
Milosh76 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 (edited) Sveštenik iz malog slovenačkog sela je bio veliki ljubitelj ptica i pernatih životinja pa ih je čuvao u kavezu iza crkve. Jednog nedeljnog jutra je pri uobičajenom obilasku živine opazio da mu je nestala najlepša patka, i pošto je znao da je neko ukrao tik pre mise, odlučio je da ispita vernike: Ko ima patku ? Ustali su svi muški. Ne, nisam tako mislio. Da li je ko video patku? Ustale su sve žene. Ne, ne, ni to nisam tako mislio. Da li je neko video patku koja mu ne pripada? Ustalo je polovina žena. Ne, ne i ne. Mislio sam da li je ko video moju patku? Ustali su ministranti, dva mlađa sveštenika i koza. * * *Ma neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee breeeeeeeeeeeee*, mislio sam da li neko sada drži patku u rukama? Ustala je devojka u zadnjoj klupi i rekla momku do sebe: Lepo sam ti rekla da će videti! Edited January 30, 2021 by Milosh76 1 Quote Link to comment
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