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Ide baba ulicom, natovarena, kese, cegeri... odjednom ispred nje izleti manijak. Skine pantalone, gace, i kaze: 
- sad cu da te silujem, da te raznesem.
Baba ga pogleda, ispusti sve ono sto je nosila, lupi se rukom u celo i kaze:
- Ete! Jajca sam zaboravila da kupim!

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- Како препознати ПИРОЋАНЦА на мору?

-Грли се са свима који су намазани кремом за сунчање...

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Srela se dva crnca u Tokiju i pošli na piće. Pričaju oni o svemu i svačemu. I pita jedan:
- Je li, a gdje si ti studirao?
- U Jugoslaviji.
- Ma nemoj, i ja sam. A u kojem gradu?
- U Beogradu. A ti?
- Ja u Zagrebu.
- Jebem ti mater ustašku!!

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