Mil@n Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Došli ortaci pod prozor drugu papučaru:- 'ajmo u kafanu.- Ček da se javim ženi.Za tri minuta se vraća:- Ma, ko joj jebe mater, idite vi!Topic lock! Placem!Sent from my Samsung Galaksija 2 Quote Link to comment
eye of the beholder Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Ispraća majka sina Crnogorca u Ameriku, plače, kuka ne može da se zaustavi...Teši je drugi sin:"Šta ti je majko, pa vratiće se, ne ide u Beograd..." Quote Link to comment
smorenko Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 dodje ciga kod doktora i zali se da je bolestanpita ga doktor : kakvi su vam simptomi?A ciga odgovara: Simptomi su mi odlicni, najvise mi se svidza Bart. Quote Link to comment
bergasa19 Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Pita zemunac sina.Sto su ti crvene oci?Pa duvao sam.Lazes picko. Plakao si. Quote Link to comment
Moća Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 dodje ciga kod doktora i zali se da je bolestanpita ga doktor : kakvi su vam simptomi?A ciga odgovara: Simptomi su mi odlicni, najvise mi se svidza Bart. Quote Link to comment
tixo Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Došli ortaci pod prozor drugu papučaru:- 'ajmo u kafanu.- Ček da se javim ženi.Za tri minuta se vraća:- Ma, ko joj jebe mater, idite vi! :ziga: :ziga: Quote Link to comment
LudiKure Posted October 11, 2012 Share Posted October 11, 2012 Kakva serija... :0.6: Quote Link to comment
Pikoleta Posted October 12, 2012 Share Posted October 12, 2012 odlicni!!Upoznaje se Mujo s trebom:Mujo: Mujo, drago mi je!Ona: Taima.Mujo: nita... Quote Link to comment
DR. KUMALO Posted October 13, 2012 Share Posted October 13, 2012 (edited) verovatno bionarkoman ulazi u prodavnicu i obraća se prodavačici: "daćete mi plazmu..čuj mene jafu ..plazmu." Edited October 13, 2012 by DR. KUMALO Quote Link to comment
colonelo Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Pita otac sina:- Sine, reci tati šta bi volio biti kad porasteš.- Čistač bazena.- Čistač bazena? Otkud ti to pade na pamet? Ima li nešto drugo da bi moglo?- Pa eto... baštovan, vodoinstalater, majstor za kablovsku, raznosač pica, deda mraz...- Ženoooo!!! Izgleda da je mali našao one porniće! Quote Link to comment
bokison Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 САОБРАЋАЈАЦ: Возачку дозволу, молим.НАРКОМАН: Брате, ја не знам 'де сам !САОБРАЋАЈАЦ: Знаш ли ти ко сам ја ?НАРКОМАН: Ш'а је ово, брате ? Ја не знам 'де сам, ти не знаш ко си!Лудило, брате ! Quote Link to comment
ZokiAsov Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Negdje u Bosni :-Mama, mama, kako kompjutor zna moje ime?- Nemam pojma Admine. Quote Link to comment
TheBigFlegma Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 Negdje u Bosni :-Mama, mama, kako kompjutor zna moje ime?- Nemam pojma Admine. Quote Link to comment
Lancia Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 ja poceo da se smejem vec na ' Negdje u Bosni' Quote Link to comment
ordi Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 ja reko lancia doso ovde da isprica neki vic :( Quote Link to comment
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