Musky Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 (edited) šta kaže vlasnik Yuga kada mu uđeš u auto...? "...jače malo. ! Edited February 21, 2019 by Musky Quote Link to comment
slepa živana Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 6 hours ago, Musky said: Otišao Mujo u New York i uselio se u stan pun miševa. Isti taj dan zove on vlasnika stana. Hello! Hello, what's the problem? You know Tom and Jerry? Yes...? ...E pa Jerry. Quote Link to comment
zeolitaurus Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 On 20.2.2019. at 22:46, Кристофер Лумумбо said: e, tako. prosledio sam drugaru vic i on kaze: "kude ga spomenu njega, prijede mi se torta slešnici". 😂😂😂👍 Quote Link to comment
ubibobi Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 Hah ovo bi moglo da prodje za posao sekretarice, jos ako dobro izgleda....1 Jutka bi istrpeo i slabije poznavanje jezika...mozda cak i srpskog Quote Link to comment
Filozof manijak Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Evo jednog, dubrovački nekorektnog: - Kako bi se zvao Dundo Maroje da ga je majka kojim sluičajem abortirala? - Undo Maroje. Quote Link to comment
John Coltrane Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 On 21.2.2019. at 17:00, Musky said: Otišao Mujo u New York i uselio se u stan pun miševa. Isti taj dan zove on vlasnika stana. Hello! Hello, what's the problem? You know Tom and Jerry? Yes...? ...E pa Jerry. Ne kontam :( Quote Link to comment
braca Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Ma to gastarbajterska anegdota, na temu Mujo ne zna engleski, ne zna kako da kaže da u stanu ima miševa nego e pa Jerry (sad se osećam kao kauboj, objašnjavam viceve) Znao sam nekoliko takvih zgoda odavde... ide žena na pijacu, od francuskog zna da pokaže prstom, par reči i neke brojeve... traži 10 jaja, ovaj čuo 6 (dix/six na fr), ona nije odmah proverila, platila i krenula dalje, pa kad je videla da ih ima samo 6 mislila da je ovaj pokrao, vraća se i krene da se dere “moi dix, toi six, moi police”... godinama smo se zezali na to, još se rimuje Quote Link to comment
Musky Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, John Coltrane said: Ne kontam :( Edited March 4, 2019 by Musky Quote Link to comment
Musky Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 (edited) Cigu u vojsci pošalju da izvidi da li preko mosta udaljenog par kilometara može da prođe tenkovska jedinica i garnizon pešadije... vraća se sav iscepan i krvav tek nakon tri dana... "dal si cigo normalan, pa gde si do sada?" "gosn kapetane zadatak izvršen, tenkovi i kamjoni mož prođu most al pešadija nema šansu?"... "lupetaš...ako mogu tenkovi, zašto ne može pešadija?" "paaaa...ima jedan crn pas...". Edited March 4, 2019 by Musky Quote Link to comment
Caligula Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Izadje Vulin iz kupatila u gacama i majci na tregere, na krevetu Stanija a on joj zavodnickim glasom kaze: "nemam nista ispod" Quote Link to comment
John Coltrane Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Prastaj Musky, u stvari nisam procitao iz prve To je fazon Zoca "it's a joke, bre" Quote Link to comment
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