maheem Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Mujo na samrti kaže sinu: - Je li ono mati peče baklavu? - Jes' babo. - Deder, donesi mi jednu. Sin ode i vrati se bez baklave: - Ne da mater, kaze da je to sutra za sahranu. Quote Link to comment
vookela Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Kakav crnjak...Odlican Quote Link to comment
ubibobi Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 To se zove ekonomicnost Quote Link to comment
urkozamanje Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Cuo sam jedan glup. U Podgoricu, u skolu. - Perice, reci ti nama gde je bacena prva atomska bomba. - ... - (zadnja klupa sapuce) Hirosima.. Hirosima -... ... nedje oko Kolasina! Quote Link to comment
Quizmaster Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Kako navijači Liverpula pozdravljaju glavnog centarfora u ekipi? SALAH VOLEJKUM! Quote Link to comment
Matilda Ivancic Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 - kako se zove kifla koju jede josip broz ? -bravarska -kako se zove crnogorski sansonjer ? -arsen dedeic Quote Link to comment
colonelo Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Vidjeh na youtube: Šta je rekla Isidora Bjelica kada je odgledala Barbarin izvještaj sa protesta? - Sine, našli smo ti devojku! Quote Link to comment
Filozof manijak Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 (edited) Kako je počeo krvavi građanski rat u Siriji: Pricaju dva lika u Siriji, jedan sunit drugi šiit, i onako u prolazu pita jedan drugoga: - Gde si ti studirao? - U Beogradu, a ti? - U Zagrebu. - U jebem ti mater ustašku! - Mrš, pizda ti materina četnička! ...i tako zarate .... (pardon my French) Edited December 19, 2018 by Filozof manijak slovo Quote Link to comment
Reaktor Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 - Majstore, doneo sam ovaj televizor na popravku. Ima ton, nema slike. Šta može da bude? - Pa može da bude radio. 1 Quote Link to comment
Lancia Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 24 minutes ago, Reaktor said: - Majstore, doneo sam ovaj televizor na popravku. Ima ton, nema slike. Šta može da bude? - Pa može da bude radio. Quote Link to comment
Renegade Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Nastavak. Pa radio je ali više ne radi. Quote Link to comment
pt 2.0 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Reaktor said: - Majstore, doneo sam ovaj televizor na popravku. Ima ton, nema slike. Šta može da bude? - Pa može da bude radio. Quote Link to comment
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