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Sheta milojko uz moravu i vidi jovana kako lezhi u travi uz samu vodu, i pita ga ... eeeej jovane shta to radish, bre ... a ovaj ce ... ma mochim kurac u savu ... pa nije to sava, nego morava bre ... a jovan ce ... savo podigni glavu da te milojko vidi...

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Maloletnička serija , a ?dobar, ali mator :

Ulaze 3 plavuše od 5, 7 i 11 godina u lift, na dugmićima u lifu svuda sperma.Kaže ova od 5 : Fuuuuuj, neko pljunuo!Kaže ova od 7 : Budalo, to je sperma! kako ne znaš?!Ova od 11 lizne pa kaže - Hmmm, nije niko iz naše zgrade...

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Maloletnička serija , a ?dobar, ali mator :

Ulaze 3 plavuše od 5, 7 i 11 godina u lift, na dugmićima u lifu svuda sperma.Kaže ova od 5 : Fuuuuuj, neko pljunuo!Kaže ova od 7 : Budalo, to je sperma! kako ne znaš?!Ova od 11 lizne pa kaže - Hmmm, nije niko iz naše zgrade...

Ima i taj drugu varijantu:

Ulaze 3 plavuše od 3, 5 i 7 godina u spvaću sobu roditelja, roditelji u srede jebačinetrogodišnja: sta lade?petogodišnja: jebu sesedmogodišnja: i to loše.

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An Arab at the airport:- 'Name?' - 'Abdul al-Rhazib.' 'Sex?'- 'Three to five times a week. '- 'No, no... I mean male or female? '- 'Male, female, sometimes camel.' ...- 'Holy cow!' - 'Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.' - 'But isn't that hostile?' - 'Horse style, doggy style, any style!' - 'Oh dear!' - 'No, no! Deer run too fast!':Hail::lol:

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An Arab at the airport:- 'Name?' - 'Abdul al-Rhazib.' 'Sex?'- 'Three to five times a week. '- 'No, no... I mean male or female? '- 'Male, female, sometimes camel.' ...- 'Holy cow!' - 'Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.' - 'But isn't that hostile?' - 'Horse style, doggy style, any style!' - 'Oh dear!' - 'No, no! Deer run too fast!':Hail::lol:
jebo te taj vic.sta sad treba da nam special unit osama-al-hack pinguje server, i lovi tebe, miralema i marvina preko ip-a ne bi li vam pokazao vic in vivo?
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