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Ulazi konobar u kafanu kad tamo sjede Mujo, Haso, Fata, mali Perica, Crnogorac, Pop, Fratar, Rabin, Bidza, Sloba, Toma, Seselj, medvjed, lisica i zec. Pita konobar: " Dobro momci, koji je vic u pitanju?"

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Baba imala 4 unuka, i dosli unuci kod babe na selo, i sad ih baba ispituje:Baba pita prvog:-"Šta ti sinko studiraš?"-"Medicinu baba"-"Lepo sinko, odlično, velika familija, dobro je da imamo doktora u kući..."Pita drugog:-"Šta ti studiraš sinko?"-"Ekonomiju baba"-"A fino dušo, veliko imanje, treba sa time raspolagati, ekonomisati..."Pita trećeg:-"A ti sinko?"-"Ja pravo bako"-"Fino srce moje, veliko imanje, bogata familija, treba se sporiti oko toga, oko međa, oko nasledstva..."Pita četvrtog:-"Ti sinko, što ti studiraš"?-"Megatrend"-"Boli te kurac!"

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